truth or dare

[Angry Caterpillar]

Dare them to get naked and then punch someone in the face.

Who needs to be dared to do that?

Everyone.

 

[Grahav]

Dare they to hit on a pretty person.

 

[superbatranger]

snip

Someone's been watching their Cracked TV episodes!

Which reminds me...
Dare: Watch this without laughing.
I always make it as far as when Michael comes on, but I've yet to actually finish without busting into tears.

I watched it and didn't laugh. You lose, dear lad. It was pure willpower though.

Dare them to party hard.

[sub]yea..I know that's not as good a dare as most.[/sub]

 

[Pimppeter2]

Come on! Stop hindering Scientific progress! You communist puppy beater!

You caused Einstein to be captured by the Soviet Union!

Well he was one of them.

Seriously, going on an on about how the E had to equal MC(sq)

I knew his dirty commie codes, trying to make us redistribute wealth through math!

Math is a good thing.

How else would you do your job as a pimp well?

But, Pimpin ain't easy!

You just don't understand the complex market fluxes of pimping. Here, let me boil it down for you simpletons. Imagine you have a goat (or whatever you peasants herd nowadays), now imagine that goat had a tail. Now imagine you were selling that goat at the local fair, and entered a pie competition.

That's what Pimpin is.

Truly we are not worthy.

Ah well, an Elite Beat Agent is the life for me.

And that my friends, is truly why, the cluck clucked moo.

Just answer me this. Are you one of the fabled Pimps at Sea?
[sub][sub][sub][sub][sub][sub][sub]Please please please get the reference[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]

Arg, but Bungie thought I be too radical!

Well you are borderline insane. But as they say, insane and genius are just 2 sides of the same coin.

And they both smell minty fresh!

 

[Canid117]

Dare: Listen to this and remain conscious.
It's hard, I know, just hang in there!

Ow... I think my ears are bleeding. Must... seek... medical attention!

No! Persevere, dammit! You're a champion, you can do this!
DON'T YOU DIE ON ME!!!

YOU BASTARD!! HOW COULD YOU!!!!

Must... beat... shitty band... to death... with... bare... hands...

 

[Irridium]

Come on! Stop hindering Scientific progress! You communist puppy beater!

You caused Einstein to be captured by the Soviet Union!

Well he was one of them.

Seriously, going on an on about how the E had to equal MC(sq)

I knew his dirty commie codes, trying to make us redistribute wealth through math!

Math is a good thing.

How else would you do your job as a pimp well?

But, Pimpin ain't easy!

You just don't understand the complex market fluxes of pimping. Here, let me boil it down for you simpletons. Imagine you have a goat (or whatever you peasants herd nowadays), now imagine that goat had a tail. Now imagine you were selling that goat at the local fair, and entered a pie competition.

That's what Pimpin is.

Truly we are not worthy.

Ah well, an Elite Beat Agent is the life for me.

And that my friends, is truly why, the cluck clucked moo.

Just answer me this. Are you one of the fabled Pimps at Sea?
[sub][sub][sub][sub][sub][sub][sub]Please please please get the reference[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]

Arg, but Bungie thought I be too radical!

Well you are borderline insane. But as they say, insane and genius are just 2 sides of the same coin.

And they both smell minty fresh!

They also taste a bit like parrot.

 

[Ham_authority95]

I dare you to tell the nearest female to you, with total seriousness, that your favorite dish is roasted cat.

 

[blankedboy]

I dare you to reply to this message without using vowels
gd lck ppl

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thnk wn

 

[neoontime]

Dare: Listen to this and remain conscious.
It's hard, I know, just hang in there!

My brain! IT BURNS!

Okay, how about this.

Dare: Watch this without thinking about how stupid the music industry has become and how stupid we are for tolerating such rubbish to make money.


You may have seen this before but I still have to post it. Apologies about the quality of the video. Yes, this is real. I guess you can put anyone in front of a camera with attractive girls dancing behind him/her and it will make money.

Edit:
Burst, OW, Burst, OW, Burst Ow, DAmn it my brain has exploded three times and im still not dead

I dare you to listen to this 10 times in a row.

Ugh, can't get past three times. I'm so weak but this song seems to last for an hour each time you play it. *faints*

 

[goodwithwords08]

I have actually done this and it had some wonderful results. Dare them to slap one person in the face, they can pick that person as long as it isn't you.

 

[DocBalance]

Dare: Listen to this and remain conscious.
It's hard, I know, just hang in there!

Ugh....I think I just dropped my IQ by 20 points listening to this song...

 

[Gasaraki]

Dare: Listen to this and remain conscious.
It's hard, I know, just hang in there!

Oh come on, it's not that ba gnhjnhjgdd vcxvvg nhjun ncfvgbajsryfsncxfsjnhyftj7nh shh643ggbhf
Sorry, passed out.

 

[Nouw]

Dare: Listen to this and remain conscious.
It's hard, I know, just hang in there!

I could play it 5 times straight. Its easy! Am I not human?

Hmmm... a dare? Not too sure. That song is good though

 

[Nouw]

Sorry double post. Delete please

 

[NEVRINx54]

Dare: Listen to this and remain conscious.
It's hard, I know, just hang in there!

holy ...

 

[Berithil]

snip

Someone's been watching their Cracked TV episodes!

Which reminds me...
Dare: Watch this without laughing.
I always make it as far as when Michael comes on, but I've yet to actually finish without busting into tears.

Ha! That was easy!

I dare you to listen to this 10 times in a row.

Ugh... that was horrible. I can't believe I made it through that. I hate you for making that dare, and I hate myself for doing it

Dare: Listen to this and remain conscious.
It's hard, I know, just hang in there!

AHHHHHHHH!!! Can't take it! I have lost all will to live! I now go to bore those sounds out of my head with a power drill. Goodbye, cruel world!!

 

[Hazy]

Anyway, challenge complete. I "win".

[sub][sub][sub]Play this first:[/sub][/sub][/sub]
Dammit, man! Have you not seen the amount of chaos this has caused?
These people... these good people... they've suffered because of me. Because of my selfish desires to get ahead!

Is this really winning? Was the price of victory really so great that all of this wrath needed to be brought upon these good, caring people?!


...Nobody won here today. Nobody... *sobs*
[sub][sub][sub]I'd like to thank the academy.[/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[Irridium]

Anyway, challenge complete. I "win".

[sub][sub][sub]Play this first:[/sub][/sub][/sub]
Dammit, man! Have you not seen the amount of chaos this has caused?
These people... these good people... they've suffered because of me. Because of my selfish desires to get ahead!

Is this really winning? Was the price of victory really so great that all of this wrath needed to be brought upon these good, caring people?!


...Nobody won here today. Nobody... *sobs*
[sub][sub][sub]I'd like to thank the academy.[/sub][/sub][/sub]

How could you post that song and not post something to counter-act the awful!

As an internet therapist, I suggest a heaping of God Hand and Plants vs. Zombies.

Spoiler: For those affected by that... thing and are still with us.

Hopefully we can still save some...

 

[Hazy]

Anyway, challenge complete. I "win".

[sub][sub][sub]Play this first:[/sub][/sub][/sub]
Dammit, man! Have you not seen the amount of chaos this has caused?
These people... these good people... they've suffered because of me. Because of my selfish desires to get ahead!

Is this really winning? Was the price of victory really so great that all of this wrath needed to be brought upon these good, caring people?!


...Nobody won here today. Nobody... *sobs*
[sub][sub][sub]I'd like to thank the academy.[/sub][/sub][/sub]

How could you post that song and not post something to counter-act the awful!

As an internet therapist, I suggest a heaping of God Hand and Plants vs. Zombies.

Spoiler: For those affected by that... thing and are still with us.

Hopefully we can still save some...

Go now, Irridium. Go.. and save those who need it.
The world needs you.

And godspeed.