Truth or False?

[MammothBlade]

True or False, depending.

The next poster is familiar with the name "Eldred Jonas".

 

[UltraDeth]

(one trip to Google later) Now I am

The next person practically worships the internet

 

[MammothBlade]

False.

The next poster has a clown fetish.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

False.

The next poster loves rainy weather.

 

[Neuromancer]

Yes indeedy.

The person below has plans for the rest of summer.

 

[UltraDeth]

False

The next person would like to this classic game on modern consoles

 

[MammothBlade]

False.


The next poster is sweating profusely right now.

 

[Headsprouter]

I'm a little warm, the sky is sweating more, though.

The next poster has played truth or dare.

 

[MammothBlade]

True.


The next player fired their guns in anger.

 

[Headsprouter]

It was because I liked the reload animation.

The next poster likes elaborate weaponry.

 

[MammothBlade]

True.

The next poster got swagger.

 

[Headsprouter]

Swagger enrages me...then I become confused. But once I snap out, there's hell to pay.

The next awesome person has a politically correct sense of humour.

 

[MammothBlade]

False, but that's not to say I find distasteful things all that funny.

The next poster was a thalidomide baby.

 

[UltraDeth]

Thankfully, false

The next person likes to dance sexily to make people feel awkward

 

[Dr.Susse]

False. I dance awkwardly to make myself feel awkward.

The person below me has never been in a pub before.

 

[MammothBlade]

FALSE

The next poster teetotals.

 

[Neuromancer]

I abstain from drinking, indeed.

The person below gets drunk everyday.

 

[Headsprouter]

I'm alone most days, so it'd be no fun.

The next poster has many posters.

 

[UltraDeth]

False

The next person's curiosity is boundless

 

[Headsprouter]

I'm happy not knowing. But without repercussion, I'm happy to hear.

The next poster uses a lot of symbolism!