Truth or False?

[Barbas]

False, for I can already pronounce wallaby.

The next person is on carpet.

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

False, I'm in a chair, but I'm short so my feet don't touch the floor!

The person below me is not short *shakes fist at you*

 

[Barbas]

True. I was tall enough to hit my head on many low door frames in China.

The next person enjoys Vita-brand beverages.

 

[sky14kemea]

False. I don't even know what that is.

The next person is slouching. SIT UP PROPERLY!

 

[RedDeadFred]

True. In my defense, it's just about bedtime.

The next person is jealous of my cashew clusters (they have cashews, almonds, pumpkin sees, honey, and sea salt in them) which I am currently consuming.

Edit: I should mention that I insensitively sat up after reading the above post.

 

[Barbas]

True.

The next person has had peanut crab and enjoyed it.

 

[Rabbitboy]

False. I have never had crab.

The next person thinks their parents are ugly.

 

[Barbas]

False.

The next person thinks of their home city during climax.

 

[QuietCupOfTea]

False.

The person below is drunk.

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

False. I'm not as think as you drunk I am!

The next person forgot that thing. You know, that thing.

 

[Barbas]

Oh, the thing! True dat.

The next tperson tcan't tfucking tstand tthis.

 

[Rabbitboy]

False I do.

The next person believes that all of this is just one giant zionist conspiracy.

 

[Barbas]

False, though I do keep being warned about them Zionists apparently doing bad stuff.

The next person doesn't appreciate the time and effort I put into this sewer level.

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

False. It's a terrible level and you're a terrible person for making it! The toxicity of it is more than I can bare!!!

The next person has a hard time recognizing sarcasm.

 

[QuietCupOfTea]

False, most of the time.

The person below owns a record player.

 

[Rabbitboy]

False.

The next person thinks Stalin was cute.

 

[Barbas]

True, for a time.

The next person thinks Hitler was a good painter.

 

[sky14kemea]

False. He needed to git gud.

The next person thinks Mussolini was fashionistic!

 

[Barbas]

False - not with that hat!

The next person could go for some communism.

 

[sky14kemea]

Truth, comrade!

The next person loves the colour red.