Truth or False?

[Steppin Razor]

True, if a laptop that is a fairly decent desktop replacement counts.

The person below me is a douche.

 

[Eumersian]

Truth. I am a douche. Often in bags, do I roam.

The person below is a very nice human being.

 

[Steppin Razor]

Tru-
*snigger*
Ahahaha, I can't say that with a straight face. Most definitely false.

The person below me is a weaboo.

 

[mParadox]

Nope. False.

The person below me worships Batman.

 

[Steppin Razor]

False.

The person below me has no sense of humour.

 

[VuvuZelaMan]

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False. I has humor sense.

The person below me is awake at a time when most normal people aren't.

 

[mParadox]

False. When it's 2 in the morning here most of the escapist is alive.

The person below me has heard of Clive Barker.

 

[Eumersian]

Truth. I have heard of him. I know nothing of him, but have heard the name.

The person below can't get enough o' your love.

 

[mParadox]

*love in this club..omph...in this club...uh....in this club!!..*

Honestly don't know how to answer that one.

The person below me has been born b4 the year 1993.

 

[Eumersian]

True. 1991, in fact.

The person below made the best omelet ever during the commercial break.

 

[TheDoctor455]

False. I made it when I felt like it.

The person below me is an Equitarian.

 

[Broady Brio]

False...? Does that mean Horse or Swimming-related? Because I hate swimming anyway.

The person below me is a person capable of backflips.

 

[Eumersian]

False. Afraid that I'll break my only neck.

The person below has never had a broken bone.

 

[mParadox]

True

The person below me has a hyper sibling.

 

[The Clown]

True, although he does power this computer by running on a huge hamster wheel behind it.

The person below me likes knives

 

[mParadox]

Swords actually. But correct nonetheless.

The person below has seen a real gun.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Okay... Brio... the Equitarians are a faction from Planescape: Torment that believe that one should experience every single sensation or experience that life has to offer before one dies.

OT:
True. Police demonstration.

The person below me is an alchemist.

 

[mParadox]

False. I am a soldier.

The person below me has slept with my avatar.

 

[TheDoctor455]

False. I have not and will not.

The person below me hates him/herself.

 

[mParadox]

O_O. You good sir are in denial!

OT: False. I am lover not a hater.

The person below me has watched Avatar.