Truth or False?

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I don't "think" I'm one. I KNOW I am one.
True.

The person below me eats people's little sisters.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

False, they run too fast.

The user below me.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

False.

There is no user below me.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

False.

The user below me = the user above me.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

With that logic, it will always evaluate as true.

The poster below me == the poster above me.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

True.

The user below me != me && == Knows Python.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

False. Since the second one evaluates to false, the entire thing is false.

userBelowMe != me || knowsSeePlusPlus == true;

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

False.

The user below can recite the alphabet backwards without error.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

True!

The person below me has their own hot air balloon.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

False.

a=0
While (7>3){
print a
a=a+1
}

 

[Heart of Darkness]

01234567891011121314151617181920212223242526272829...

The person below me expects me to post a recursive function.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

False, I expect you to die Mr. Bond.

The person below me is a future version of himself.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

False!

The person below me ate the first piece of pie!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

True.

The person below me got some ice cream cake.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

False.

function doIt(g){
return doIt(g*g);}

doIt(2);

 

[Admiral Stukov]

4

The person below me wants the bad coding references to stop.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

False. Also you're wrong. That would've caused an infinite loop.

The person above me was wrong on the Internet.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

True.
Edit: Ninja'd. Still stands.

The person below me IS a bad coding reference.

 

[brtshstel]

EDIT: False. I'm a reference to a music album.

The person below me wants a new job in his/her area of interest.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

True, I sure do!

The person below me will make another pot of coffee.