Truth or False?

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Nouw

New member
Mar 18, 2009
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False.

The user below me has a post count that if converted to metres would be the size of their member.
 

Heart of Darkness

The final days of His Trolliness
Jul 1, 2009
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If I answered true, I'd be worried.

The person below me IS the member...of an elusive and top-secret club in the Philippines.
 

Eumersian

Posting in the wrong thread.
Sep 3, 2009
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True. Everything is better with more lazors.

The person below is overweight but prefers to call themselves a "food enthusiast".
 

Cap'n Ninja

Magnificent Malefactor
Jan 16, 2011
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False. People say I'm "Malnourished" I just say my skin is too small for my bones.

The user below me has a slow metabolism.
 

Eumersian

Posting in the wrong thread.
Sep 3, 2009
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False. But I still eat all the time. This is why fat people hate me.

The person below has a beastly top-hat.
 

AwesomeExpress

Packages Delivered: 84 / 1900
Feb 4, 2010
13,692
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False, I do not sell hats of any kind.

The person below me knows where I can get a good deal on a lightsaber.
 

Cap'n Ninja

Magnificent Malefactor
Jan 16, 2011
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False, though I do have some friends getting me a top hat and monocle for my birthday.

The user below me is jealous.
 

Eumersian

Posting in the wrong thread.
Sep 3, 2009
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Meh.

The person below should stop texting and drunk driving in the snow with their headlights off and seatbelts undone.