Truth or False?

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

False.

The person below me is thirsty.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

True.

The person below is a master of procrastination.

 

[Eumersian]

False.

The person below is high on life, as well as pot.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

False.

The person below me wants a sandwich.

 

[Taxman1]

False

The person below me is hungry.

 

[Eumersian]

False, actually. Which is strange because I haven't eaten since about 6 hours ago and have my dinner right next to me, not being?eaten?by anybody.
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The person below is bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.

 

[Nouw]

False.

The user below me has been watched 5555.

 

[Eumersian]

False.

The person below has more than one mouse.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Sometimes.

The person below sings in the shower.

 

[Eumersian]

False. Maybe if my floor had more theater majors I would.

The person below is a theater major.

 

[Eumersian]

I should certainly hope so.

The person below has a malfunctioning alimentary canal.

 

[Eumersian]

False. Umm?why would you ever bring that up? I think you need to see a specialist.

The person below is the specialist that they are seeing, because they have two personalities.

 

[Eumersian]

True.

The person below has a very nice fedora or bowler hat.