Truth or False?

[Dango]

False.

The person below me is surprised at the time.

 

[Vakz]

False, but your avatar is unnerving..

Person below me will answer "false".

 

[X10J]

True.

Person below me will point out the paradox.

 

[Eumersian]

False. But I think that I've initiated a similar paradox in this very thread before!

The person below is false.

 

[Dango]

@Eumersian: Odd, because I've initiated the exact same paradox in this thread before.

OT: False.

The person below me believes justice will prevail.

 

[Eumersian]

@Dango: So have I, then. We're all so clever!

OT: True.

The person below believes that New Jersey is a smelly place to live.

 

[X10J]

False, I've never been to New Jersey, and as such have no opinion

The person below me will note that I have just fulfilled Vakz's statement.

 

[Dango]

True. As all New Yorkers do.

The person below me is listening to good music.

 

[Eumersian]

False. I don't want to ruin my roommate's brain with my MID 20TH CENTURY JAZZ or ROMANTIC ERA ORCHESTRAL WORKS!!!!!

The person below will catch me pre-edit.

@Dango: Fun fact, I once had to drive through New Jersey to get to Staten Island for a church mission trip. About 30 seconds after the van entered New Jersey, there was this distinct wall of bad smell that we ran into, that stayed until we left that sketchy state. Staten Island smelled better.

 

[Dango]

@Eumersian: All New Yorkers hate New Jersey. We're just ashamed by the fact that it's so close to us.

OT:False.

The person below me is unhappy with all this disrespect of New Jersey.

 

[Eumersian]

False, though many of my friends are from there. I didn't like it.

The person below is from Jersey, but says that they're from New York to hide their shame.

 

[Dango]

False.

The person below me wants to smile.

 

[Eumersian]

True, but I'm listening to Jelly-Roll Morton right now, so I already am!

The person below is bitter and needs to be cheered up.

 

[Eumersian]

True! All the time!

The person below wants me to stop being a jerk-wad all the time.

 

[Dango]

False.

The person below me likes classical art.

 

[Dango]

True.

The person below prefers shorts over pants.