Truth or False?

[Sacman]

False the cake is a lie...

The person below me thinks the username "Endless Nameless" is awesome and would totally fit they're avatar...<.<

 

[The Clown]

False, my name matches my avatar perfectly.

The person below is sleepy

 

[TheDoctor455]

Kinda true.

The person below me has played with matches at some point.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

True.

The person below has used a chainsaw for its intended purpose.

 

[Gamegodtre]

false

the person below me has peed their pants after the age of 5

 

[TheDoctor455]

False.

The person below me is a member of the Esoteric Order of Dagon.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

False.
>.>
<.<
OK, FINE!! I WAS DRUNK! THE ONLY BATHROOM WAS DOWNSTAIRS, AND I COULD BARELY WALK ACROSS THE ROOM! STAIRS WERE NOT AN OPTION!!

*ahem*

The gentleman or madame below me frequents their local library.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Sometimes true.

The person below me has a pet headcrab.

 

[Gamegodtre]

false the person below me knows how to spell words in Binary like me

 

[TheDoctor455]

False.

The person below me speaks Klingon and can translate this menu for me.

 

[mParadox]

No.

The person is wondering whether Yahtzee is really not immortal.

 

[TheDoctor455]

False. I know he isn't.

The person below me is regretting that I decided to mind-fuck myself in another thread.

 

[mParadox]

Nope. It was.... educational.

The person enjoyed the show me and the Doctor put on.

 

[TheDoctor455]

True.
It's always fun to entertain... now I just wish Cortana would come along to snap me out of it.

The person below me agrees with me.

 

[mParadox]

Nah. I already slapped you and that didn't work. Only the Escort can do it.

The person wishes me a good night.

 

[TheDoctor455]

True.

See you later.

The person below me has had breakfast.

 

[mParadox]

False. It's night here!

The person below is wondering why i haven't logged off yet.

[sub]last time i promise... good night[/sub]

 

[TheDoctor455]

False. I know that its because you hate sleeping.

The person below me knows I'm right.

 

[Eumersian]

False, I know you're left.

The person below is uncomfortable in other people's skin.

 

[Best of the 3]

False, I'm quite good at getting under people's skin so if I was uncomfortable with it I'd be rather buggered.

The person below me can tell me their birthstone without having to look it up.