Truth or False?

[Heart of Darkness]

False. I will drive at speeds inversely proportional to my age.

The person below me knows what that means.

 

[Dango]

True.

The person below me is within a few feet of a book.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

True, there are several..

The person below me likes to bake.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

True.

The person belCOOKIES.

 

[Dango]

...True.

The person below me likes Goldfish (the snack, not the animal).

 

[Heart of Darkness]

True.

The person below me always refers to them as "The wholesome snack that smiles back until you bite their heads off."

 

[Dango]

False. That's sad...

The person below me prefers Ritz Bitz with Cheese over Ritz Bitz with Peanut Butter.

 

[Eumersian]

Absolutely true.

The person below is absolutely bacon.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

False.

Bacon?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

True! Bacon is the good!

The person below me likes to square dance.

 

[Dango]

False.

The person below me has worn high heels.

 

[Eumersian]

False.

The person below likes to line dance. And by that, I mean "do the line dance". And by that, I mean "do lines of coke".

 

[Heart of Darkness]

False.

The person below me has rode a pony. And by "rode," I mean "had sex with," and by "pony," I mean "cowboy."

 

[Dango]

False.

The person below me will is disappointed at the lack of metaphors in this post.

 

[Neonbob]

True. Now die for disappointing me!

The person below me is looking forward to a new game.

 

[Eumersian]

True. Several. DNF, Portal 2, ME3, Skyrim?

The person below has several minions.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

False, I would say Duke Nukem, but I think you're talking about a game that's actually coming out.

True.

The person below me likes Hawaiian shirts.

 

[Dango]

False.

The person below me has an iPhone.

 

[Eumersian]

False.

The person below has an iPad.

 

[Dango]

False.

The person below me has a random obsession.