Truth or False?

[scorptatious]

False

The person below me is a kangaroo.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Only a little.

The person below me faceplams when he/she hears the name "Brother-Captain Indrick Boreale".

 

[Spoonius]

False.

The person below me owns a rifle.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

False.

The person below me lives outside of USA.

 

[Spoonius]

True.

The person below me knows martial arts of some kind.

 

[scorptatious]

True. Tai Kwon Do. Kind of out of practice however.

The person below me watches Comedy Central.

 

[Spoonius]

South Park.

The person below me has AIDS.

 

[Eumersian]

False.

The person below is studying chemistry.

 

[mParadox]

True.

The person below hates Biology. Specifically Genetics.

 

[Spoonius]

False.

The person below me has pimples.

 

[TheDoctor455]

False.

The person below me has a Steam account.

 

[Spoonius]

True.

The person below me is good at sports.

 

[TheDoctor455]

False.

The person below me applied for a job at the Escapist.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Couldn't be more false.

The person below me is absent-minded.

False.

The person below me is a ninja.

 

[Eumersian]

False.

The person below can't fathom statistics.

 

[Spoonius]

False.

The person below me is wearing headphones.

 

[TheDoctor455]

False.

The person below has seen Dexter.

 

[Spoonius]

False.

The person below has seen Jesus.

 

[The Clown]

True, only once, he was at this party I went to, he really can dance.

The person below is drunk.

 

[Eumersian]

False. It's way too early for that.

The person below now desperately wants me to get a goddamn avatar.