Truth or False?

[TheLastSamurai14]

This is true. Or...well, it would be if my girlfriend was named Destiny. >.>

The next person has been forever alone.

 

[MammothBlade]

True.

The next person loves hatchets.

 

[xmbts]

False, I'd just cut something off again.

The person below has been in a horrible accident.

 

[SckizoBoy]

False... but I know more than enough people who have...

The next person has been medically dead before...

 

[Dalek Caan]

False, although I once nearly died as a child. I would recommend to everyone to never fall off a bridge.

The next user has never crosses a bridge.

 

[MammothBlade]

False.

The next person is missing an organ and/or appendage.

 

[pyramid head grape]

False...

The person below is perfect!

 

[MammothBlade]

False...

The next person is currently drinking beer.

 

[Dalek Caan]

False.

The person below me is currently eating lunch, with some bread and butter.

 

[Philol]

False, it's a late tea of pizza or a very early breakfast.

The person below me is currently topless.

 

[MammothBlade]

False.

The poster below me eats goat intestines.

 

[Philol]

False.

The person below me is pissed.

 

[MammothBlade]

In one sense or another.

The poster below me is covered in bird shit.

 

[scorptatious]

False.

The person below me has confessed to someone on Valentine's Day.

 

[Philol]

False, couldn't give a shit.

The person below me is watching a cow milk itself.

 

[xmbts]

False.

The person below is mad at having missed the injury talk.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

False.

The person below me gets tired of romance things very, very fast.

 

[MammothBlade]

False. Depends on my mood.

The next poster is a romantic.

 

[SckizoBoy]

True... though not for the reasons usually given...

The next user has had a date at a cemetery before...

 

[Philol]

False.

The person below me has had a date at a shopping centre before.