Truth or False?

[The Clown]

True, we all do.

The person below is a mac user.

 

[Eumersian]

True.

The person below has played Risus.

 

[SeanTheSheep]

False, I can't say I have.

The user below me has legs.

 

[Eumersian]

True.

The person below knows what I'm thinking, and will then proceed to tell me in 5?4?3?

 

[SeanTheSheep]

False. I know what you're thinking, but I won't tell you.

The user below me has no visible avatar.

 

[TheDoctor455]

False.

The person below me is wondering why Sean keeps putting that cat in a cup.

 

[SeanTheSheep]

False, IT ISN'T A CUP!

The user below me is lying.

 

[The Clown]

True, I always lie.

The user below is dead.

 

[TheDoctor455]

True/False. I'm not telling you.

The user below me just got their asses handed to them.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

False! It was a draw!

The user below me doesn't know what frackette ball is.

 

[TheDoctor455]

True.

The person below me has played The Misadventures of Mr. P.B. Winterbottom.

 

[Eumersian]

False.

The person below has, at some point, been on the side of a milk carton.

 

[The Clown]

False.

The person below is in a duel.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

False.

The person below goes fencing.

 

[Eumersian]

False

The person below is busy being incongruous.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

False!

The person below me would have you believe they're not pregnant.

 

[Eumersian]

True. I must thank my lack of ovaries, or better yet, the presence of my SRY on my Y chromosome for that.

The person below dislikes Dvorak's 9th symphony.

 

[Spoonius]

False.

The person below me is eating (or drinking).

 

[Eumersian]

False

The person below is bellowing.

 

[TheDoctor455]

False.

The person below me is sitting in front of a really hungry bear. But don't look! It'll only piss the bear off.