Truth or False?

[LupusDei]

Im running towards you because I have a desperate urge to slap you across the face with my beanbag.

True, I am ninjar beyond belief.

Person below me is going to rugby tackle me half-way.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

True.

Person below me is now covered in grass-stains.

 

[LupusDei]

False, Grass does not stain fur

The person above me is taking an awfully long time to get off a naked wolfman.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

False, this is just the right amount of time.

The person below me complains too much.

 

[LupusDei]

True, I am the avatar of complainage.

The person above me would like to remove his knee from my genital regions.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

True. I can think of something better to put down there.

The person below me is now creeped out.

 

[MrJKapowey]

False
It'll take a LOT more than that.

The person below thinks they can creep me out.

 

[xmbts]

I've got some stories.

The person below me has heard one of these stories before.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

False. Don't tell.

The person below me is wearing a hoodie.

 

[Neonbob]

False. Just a shirt and pants.

The person below me gives out juicy details.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

False. You need to pay for them.

The person below me has cash to spend.

 

[scorptatious]

True. But I want to save it.

The person below me prefers the Irate Gamer over the Angry Video Game Nerd.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

False. Who are we talking about again?

The person below me has not yet been trolled by me.

 

[Eumersian]

I'm not sure. Please commence.

The person below often uses the term "jank".

 

[Heart of Darkness]

FALSE. THIS FUCKING JANK DOESN'T HAVE ANY WHAT THE JANK HE'S TALKING ABOUT.

THE PERSON BELOW ME BELIEVES IN JEGUS.

 

[xmbts]

Eh, I try not to commit my entire being into an idea.

The person below me can respect that opinion.

 

[mParadox]

True. Everyone's free to voice their opinion.

The person below would love to be a child again.

 

[LupusDei]

True.

The person below me wishes they where born in a different era in time.

 

[xmbts]

False, I like when I am.

The person below me is has a secret that they won't share with anyone.

 

[mParadox]

False. I'm quite open.

The person below doesn't believe my statement.