Truth or False?

[Dr.Susse]

False. Though I am getting sleepy.

The person below me is hypnotizing me.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

True.

The poster above me is now getting sleepy...

 

[Neonbob]

FALSE.

The person below me tried photoshop.

 

[TheDoctor455]

False.

The person below has Skype.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

False, but not for long..

The person below me ate the last of the fries!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

*burp* False.

The person below me is wondering where I got my French-fry-scented deodorant!

 

[scorptatious]

True.

The person below me prefers Halo over COD.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

False. TF2.

The person below me is a spah.

 

[The Clown]

I don't know..... but I do also play TF2.

The person below is une gif.

 

[Dr.Susse]

False.

The person below me will Keep calm and carry on.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

nEgAtOrY ************.

tHe PeRsOn BeLoW mE iS a JuGgAlO.

 

[The Clown]

False.

The person below sHALL BE WORSHIPPED AS THOUGH THEY WERE A GOD!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

False. I'm in a god-tier, which is just a little different.

The person below me is on the bottom rung of his echeladder.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

True? I reside on the bottom rung of every ladder.

The person below me is at the bottom of the food chain.

 

[nuba km]

false I eat all.
the person below me will answer false

 

[Heart of Darkness]

True.

The person below me is not paradox-proof.

 

[SkyeNeko]

True! False.
The person below me is on drugs

 

[Heart of Darkness]

False.

The person above me is on drugs.

 

[Eumersian]

I have no way to tell.

The person below is a de-railer.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

So, Escapist, I have a problem. Lately, I've been talking to this girl in one of my classes...
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...and that's why I want to kill myself now. So, any thoughts on how I can win her heart, the bake off, and not take my own life?