Truth or False?

[Heart of Darkness]

False. It ain't even ten.

The person below me is up late.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

True, it's 0408 here.

The person below me doesn't understand the 24hour clock system.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

False.

The person below me prefers military time.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

False.

The person below me is made of cheese.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

False, that's too cheesy.

The person below me has a huge throbbing... coffee maker.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

False. It pulsates, not throbs.

The poster below me is ready to throw a thesaurus at me.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

True. Although I already did that.

The person below me believes that the dictionary is the word of some supreme being.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

False, I don't believe in dictionaries.

The person below me is a member of the Publishers Club.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

False.

The person below me would like to be a member of the Publishers Club.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

False, I don't care.

The person below me would like to punch me for one reason or another.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

False.

The person below me is 0981083094802398459032845092.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

False.

The person below me is sitting in house made entirely out of cardboard.

 

[Eumersian]

False.

The person below is smokin' hottt.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

False.

The person below me is on fire.

 

[Agent Cross]

*Checks badges and shrugs* True.

The person below is getting pissed at captcha.

 

[SeanTheSheep]

False, not much about it really.

The user below me got a captcha on this post.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

TRUE.

The person below me is a prophet.

 

[Agent Cross]

False. More a sage than prophet.

The person below does not tolerate shananigans.

 

[Eumersian]

False.

The person below is Craig Ferguson.

 

[Cap'n Ninja]

False

The user below me joined over a year ago.