Truth or False?

[Heart of Darkness]

True.

The person below me is the person below me.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Uh.................. True!

The person below me has a reason for changing their name?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

False?? True!!
Wait... lwofuj'aejfopwajefkms;lad *BOOM*

The person below me just got hit by a shard from my rib cage.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

True! I sure did! Right in the femur!

The person below me sees Heart of Darkness as their hero.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

True!

The person below me thinks Heart of Darkness is a troll!

 

[AwesomeExpress]

True, but he is also my friend!

The person below me enjoys speaking in the third person.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

True.

The person below me thinks Hail was a lame guy.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

True.

The person below me is Maplehoof.

 

[Nouw]

False.

The user below me thinks that 'Sci-Fi Luver 437' is a lame guy.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

False.

The person below me got eaten by zombie Abe Lincoln.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

True! That Hail Fire guy, man he was a dork! He was all "Hey, gimme a kiss!" And then there was this one time that he changed his name cause he thought it was cool, but then everyone was like "Oh mans, he thinks he can fool us and be cool, but he's wrong on that one!" And then he was like "I am the very best! Now serve me pudding!" And we were all like "More like, you serve us pudding! Nerd!"

That's what I get for taking the long way around it.. lol

OT: False! I ain't lettin' no zombie gettin' through to me!

The person below me is the King (or Queen) of Chocolate Pudding.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

False.

The person below me wants this cake.

 

[delete account please]

True, I WANT IT

The person below me owns a dog

 

[AwesomeExpress]

False!

The person below me is going to bed now.

 

[scorptatious]

@DatGuyJo True!

@AwesomeExpress: True. As I'm already in bed using this laptop.

The person below me hates chihuahuas.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

False, as long as I don't own it, people can have whatever pets they desire. I just don't want a pet.

The person below me knows what's living in the fridge.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

True, I WANT IT

The person below me owns a dog

I thought you were nauseated by that mini-mall rotisserie chicken?

OT: I don't know. My dog is part chihuahua.

The person below me is wondering if that's even possible.

EDIT: Ninjas...damn.

False.

The person below me has a milkshake that brings all the boys to the yard.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Uh.. false? Or at least, I hope that's false! A thousand times false! If it's true, then please take it away!

The person below me is good at archery.

 

[scorptatious]

False. I never tried archery.

The person below me handles a gun as part of their job.

 

[delete account please]

False, i tried it once and almost shot the instructor

The person below wishes they owned a yeti
EDIT:ninja'd