Truth or False?

[AwesomeExpress]

True!

The person below me likes to oppress others with their own drivel.

 

[scorptatious]

False.

The person below me has pick-pocketed before.

 

[Neonbob]

False. Unless you're talking about a game. In which case, I've stolen more shit than a fecalpheliac with a touch of kleptomania.

The person below me likes that phrase.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

True.

The person below me thinks that taking these things makes them feel like a klepto.

 

[Eumersian]

False. Stealing makes me feel bad, where a kleptomaniac would not feel bad, I presume.

The person below is an e-gangster.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

False.

The person below me is a hip gun-toting gangster wannabe.

 

[Cap'n Ninja]

False, I'm a hip-toting gunnabe wantster

The user below me has had a pet fish.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

True. I've always had pet fish. I have pet fish now, too.

The person below me doesn't have fishies.

 

[Cap'n Ninja]

False. We have a pond with some oversized goldfish.

The user below me has a good day.

 

[Letitha]

False, my day was pretty boring actually.

The person below me has played an MMO.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

True.

The person below me has participated in the RIFT beta.

 

[Cap'n Ninja]

True, didn't enjoy it. The Skinner box started off with too many button presses to give me the treat for me to get interested.

The user below me understands the analogy.

 

[Neonbob]

False.

The person below me likes racing games.

 

[Letitha]

True sort of if burnout and NFS count

The person below me plays racing games but has never seen F1.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Pretty true.

The person below me isn't really into racing games.

 

[Cap'n Ninja]

True. Though I like Split/Second: Velocity more than most because it combines two things I enjoy: Going really fast, and blowing things up.

The user below me has been arrested.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

False.

The person below me wants to shoot someone.

 

[Cap'n Ninja]

True, but not with a real gun.

The user below me has shot someone with a BB gun

 

[Eumersian]

False.

The person below has been shot in the face with actual bullets and is now dead, which means that they shouldn't be posting on The Escapist, since they are dead. Dead people don't post on the internet. They have trouble typing, because their hands don't work, because they are dead.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Hmmm... I'm not sure whether this applies or not.

The person below me chews gum.