Truth or False?

[Eumersian]

False. I'm listening to other music right now, so it can't happen.

The person below thinks I'm lying, and will make fun of me when I walk by them humming:
"Doo-ba-doo-ba-doop Inspector Gadget!"

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Spoiler: True

The person below me is feeling old.

 

[Neonbob]

True. >.<

The person below me is going to sleep now!

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Some time in the not too distant future.

The person below me knows what I mean when I say;
WAAAAAAAAAGHH!

 

[Eumersian]

True.

The person below know what I mean when I say "Waffles. Belgian, not American".

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Maybe.

The person below me works for UNATCO.

 

[Dango]

False.

The person below me is unhappy at my return to forum games...

 

[Admiral Stukov]

False.

The person below me is on fire. Right now!

 

[Dango]

False.

The person below me has no right to do what they do.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

False.

The person below me isn't wearing pants.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

False.

The person below me likes pasta.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

True.

The person below me is Schrödinger's cat.

 

[KarmaTheAlligator]

False.

The person below has an afro.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Given enough LSD someone might describe me as such.

The person below me wants LSD.

 

[Eumersian]

False. What if I have a bad trip and eat my fingers? I'd rather avoid the possibility.

The person below has eaten their fingers.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

False, I have burned away all heat sensation in one hand though.

The person below me wonders how.