Truth or False?

[Barbas]

True - on life, love and a little bit of coffee.

The next person doesn't know what a commissariat is.

 

[RedDeadFred]

True. No idea. I'll Google it right after this though.
Edit: Huh, if I had been forced to guess, I would have said a type of hat. Not a military department that supplies food an equipment.

The next person has recently turned down for what.

 

[SirDerpy]

False. I only crank it up. Wait, did you say something?

The next person has got the groove.

 

[RedDeadFred]

True for my avatar, true for myself while playing jazz, extremely false for myself when dancing.

The next person has sung along to "The Final Countdown" before.

 

[Malbourne]

NA na NAAA naaa. No.

The below fellow has a mission on their mind.

 

[RedDeadFred]

True. And I'm succeeding. My mission is to get "The Final Countdown" stuck in people's minds!

The person bellow has been to electric avenue.

 

[Barbas]

True. It was quite the thing. Quite the hell of the thing indeed.

The next person has been to New Orleans.

 

[Drummodino]

False, never left the southern hemisphere.

The person below is a gentleman and a scholar.

 

[Barbas]

True, to an extent.

The next person has maxed out a crafting skill.

 

[RedDeadFred]

True. In Skyrim, I maxed out all of my skills on one of my characters.

The person bellow has heard the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow.

 

[SirDerpy]

True. He was a pirate so brave, on the seven seas.

The next poster has hit 50 and counting.

 

[Malbourne]

*Twirls moustache and strokes goatee with a hooked hand while petting a white cat and swiveling in a chair* But of course! Muahahuha!

The ensuing poster has amassed a collection of prized treasures the world over.

 

[Barbas]

True.

The next one in line would really rather be by the seaside.

 

[RedDeadFred]

False. Eck, salt water.

The next person has yet to taste the succulence of the Baconator.

 

[Malbourne]

F-false! I don't know anybody by that title! *sweating intensifies*

The next nascent individual has never experienced the unbridled joy of mountain-climbing.

 

[RedDeadFred]

False. I try to do one each summer. Usually with my dad. You will find our names in many of the log books atop various mountains in the Rockies.

The next person pulled up to their house at around 7 or 8 and yelled to their cabby "yo homes, smell ya later."

 

[Malpraxis]

False. I'll never be fresh enough.

The next poster is hung like a horse.

 

[Malbourne]

False. The lynchers nearly got me, but I'm too fast for 'em.

The fast-approaching poster is too cool for school, ain't a tool, knows his pool, and pities the fool.

 

[xmbts]

I don't think I'm an unbiased judge of any of those qualities.

The next jerk prefers their toast with jam, not butter.

 

[TheRiddler]

I dabble.

Next poster's favorite color is orange.