Truth or False?

[kailus13]

False. 'tis black.

The next poster speaks fluent Elvish.

 

[Barbas]

True, of a sort.

The next person is impish.

 

[SirDerpy]

Truer that you might think, but less true than the statement would imply.

The up-and-coming forum-goer can take it standing up and give it lying down.

 

[Malbourne]

The other way around, actually. A fact I'm rather proud of.

The poster coming right up after these messages is an expert in the field of marionettes.

 

[Extra-Ordinary]

Had to google what it was so no.
Kind of wish I was right at this moment though, be kind of cool.

The next person can step on a LEGO barefoot like a boss.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

True, it really does not hurt as much as people usually say.

The person below has been denied the privilege of playing Stairway to Heaven in a guitar store.

 

[Dr.Susse]

False I'll never miss that chance. I only know the intro and the power chord bit, but still!

The person below me can play an instrument.

 

[Barbas]

True - the piano! Badly!

The next person is familiar with the story of Skeleton Jelly.

 

[sky14kemea]

False. Not a clue. D:

The next person is drinking tea.

 

[Barbas]

False! 'Tis coffee!

The next person is laughing themselves stupid.

 

[sky14kemea]

True.

The next person is In a fierce battle!

 

[Barbas]

True that. Our forces have been deployed.

The next person is a fool, a foolish fool!

 

[sky14kemea]

False! How dare you!

The next person is smiling.

 

[Barbas]

True. I can also hear kazoos and bongo drumming, bagpipes and bells. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPryqNLXV7E]

The next person can hear music if they strain their ears just right.

 

[kailus13]

False. There is no music playing.

The nest person hears voices whuispering at night.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Yes, fucking neighbours wont shut the fuck up. They think they are being so clever with their wispering BUT I CAN TOTALLY HEAR YOU MR. BARKLEY, I KNOW THAT YOU PLAN TO CHEAT ON THE COOKIE EATING CONTEST!

You! The one below me! I say that you do not have any good cookies in your kitchen!

 

[Malbourne]

Well, duh. I clear my cupboard's cache every Saturday.

That person standing right below me has a deep-seated love for majestic wings.

 

[xmbts]

Well I mean they're just too majestic to resist...

The next person has irritating allergy issues.

 

[Barbas]

False, as far as I know.

The next person frankly doesn't care for peanut butter.

 

[xmbts]

Eh, I can enjoy it sometimes. I don't really go out of my way for it.

The next person forgot to pack a chute.