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Dumpzillia

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I'm looking to try this kind of game/ creative exercise I made up to get me thinking. so basically I get someone to give me a popular series/movie/book/ ect, and in one minute I have to write a fan fic. tried it on all my friends and it was funny. thinking of giving it a shot here, why not xD.
Here are the rules:
1. One minute to write.
2. No spell check
3. No research!
4. Make it sum up the one story arc or the whole thing in that time

Someone wana give me something to start off with? and maybe we go back and forth or whatever?
 

Dumpzillia

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emeraldrafael said:
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Alright, warhammer 40K. if nothing else it will be good for a laugh.

WARHAMMER 40K
There once was a space marine who was trained to kjill stuff and he went to to that with a bunch of ofther spacemarines . Wis names was stevnen and he had a wife that DIED becoasue of aliens I WILL AVENGE YOU WIFE? He said one day. He went to a planet and there was therse green aliens there that made spaceships and HE SHOT THEM WITH A BAZOKKA maybe? Yes he did. He went down and tracked the aliens that killed his wifes and he found them in a bar. And alien bar. Filled with aliens ahe said really loud rfrom the mouth ?I WILL CONCUR YOUR FACE WITH MY BOOT? and curb stomped them and freed the planest of aleins for life and ever.

THE END

Who's next?
 

Jonluw

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Write a story about the Forum games section here on the Escapist.
Don't take it the wrong way. Mis-posted threads just give me an uncontrollable urge to take the piss.
 

Vault101

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Mass effect

Comander shepard was aboard the normandy which was doing a routine mission on the colony of Eden prime, HER sqaud was also accompanied by a turin SPECTRE Names Nilus, an elite agentof the intergalactic coucil

Eden prime was under attack from the geth, a race of sentinet machines, comander and her sqaud went to investige, after discovering Nilus had gotten shot they came across the prothien Becon, (protheins were an ancient advanced species) however the beacon was unexpectly active, one of shepard crew mains, Kaiden Alenko was "drawn in" by the stange powers of the Beacon, shepard dived in and at the last second to save him, unfortunatly doing so caused her to receive the full force of the beacons "energy" the shock knocked her out

shepard survived but aboard the normandy it was clear her mind was almost completley damaged, and when she regained consiousness she had gone completley insane and rambled constantly and incoherantly about "reapers" and "end of the universe" and "gods" and had to be addmitted to an asylum

Kaiden Alenko was made the first human spectre in shepards place and vowed to go after the rouge spectre saren and avange Shepard


.......what i can be creative cant I?
 

Jonluw

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Now that the thread has been moved to the appropriate section, I will allow myself to write a story.
Skyrim, Cristopher says?
Okay.

The Dovakhiin was out walking in the woods one day when he met a hooded stranger.
The stranger told him someone had stolen a loaf of bread from him.
"oh my!" thought the dovakhiin and rushed to the cave where the thief was hiding to retrieve the bread.

But in the cave was a dragon, and the Dovakhiin was almost gored but survived. The end.

Fuck, one minute's a short time.
 

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havass said:
A zombie that woke up in bed with a squid.
Not even a fictional thing at all. The OP said "suggest a book, game, film, etc." - what film or book or game has THAT name?

Anyway, here's a topic - the Baz Luhrman version of Romeo + Juliet. Let's see if anyone can work Leo and Clare into a decent fanfic... and I'll be judging harshly seeing as it's one of my favourite films based on one of my favourite Shakespeare plays...
 

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Bioshock.

(We all know how making a sequel went with actual writers...Let's see if you can do better than them. In any way you have to.)
 

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leet_x1337 said:
Bioshock.

(We all know how making a sequel went with actual writers...Let's see if you can do better than them. In any way you have to.)
I'll take this challenge up...

Looking around, he couldn't help but notice the eerie beauty of this sub-aquatic domain. A place lost to time, yet never diminished in all the years it had lain dormant under the waters of the Atlantic. A real life Atlantis. The submariner had never known of the conflict that took place here, but it didn't matter to him. Just the chance to explore Ryan's legacy was enough. Over half a century after his death, Rapture waited...

My challenge to anyone else - Ian Irvine's 'Three Worlds Cycle'. And I doubt anyone will have even heard of it let alone take the challenge, but if someone does, it had better be good (I'm literally a Three Worlds fanatic...). ;)