Turkish Soccer Fans Unfurl World's Biggest Trollface

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Tipsy Giant

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Zenode said:
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Taluien said:
Excuse me, but us Europeans call Football Football. You Americans insinst on calling Handegg Football and Football Soccer, which is absolutely bananas.

Edit: This is Serious Business, which means I will enjoy joking about it.
You know, I've always wondered where the hell we got the word "soccer" from. I mean, calling it "football" makes perfect sense, and I get that we people who are better at sports had to it call something different so as to avoid confusion with our vastly superior athletic pasttime, but where the hell did we get "soccer"?
What's this Susan Arendt is flamebaiting BAN HER FROM THE FORUMS I SAY

FYI: Americans are only superior in sports that Only Americans play

Problem?
Not really true. Sure, we'll destroy anyone in football, but Japanese teams regularly crush us in baseball.
Really, I didn't think the Japanese were very fond of baseball? From my own personal experience the US of A is good at 1. Basketball, 2. Baseball 3. American Football and Swimming (for some reason) and they dont tend to excel at "world" sports, i.e. Football (soccer), Rugby and cricket
those world sports are all british, it's not the quality of the sport that's the problem, it's the flipping pacing, it's all action for like 4 seconds then a minute of bullshit waiting around
 

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Apparently some people have never seen an egg before, because they seem to think it's the same shape as a piece of athletic equipment.
 

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-Samurai- said:
Apparently some people have never seen an egg before, because they seem to think it's the same shape as a piece of athletic equipment.
Finally someone notices this. I don't know what breakfast turds your European hens are crapping out, but over here in the states, an egg is bigger on one side than the other. Our standard NFL football is what I like to refer as an "oblong spheroid object" and an egg shape would simply be silly as it would hamper the aerodynamic properties of said spheroid.

Whoever said it was being called "gridiron," that is more of an affectionate name for the field. I've never heard the game itself referred to as that.
 

lapan

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Zenode said:
Susan Arendt said:
Zenode said:
Susan Arendt said:
Taluien said:
Excuse me, but us Europeans call Football Football. You Americans insinst on calling Handegg Football and Football Soccer, which is absolutely bananas.

Edit: This is Serious Business, which means I will enjoy joking about it.
You know, I've always wondered where the hell we got the word "soccer" from. I mean, calling it "football" makes perfect sense, and I get that we people who are better at sports had to it call something different so as to avoid confusion with our vastly superior athletic pasttime, but where the hell did we get "soccer"?
What's this Susan Arendt is flamebaiting BAN HER FROM THE FORUMS I SAY

FYI: Americans are only superior in sports that Only Americans play

Problem?
Not really true. Sure, we'll destroy anyone in football, but Japanese teams regularly crush us in baseball.
Really, I didn't think the Japanese were very fond of baseball? From my own personal experience the US of A is good at 1. Basketball, 2. Baseball 3. American Football and Swimming (for some reason) and they dont tend to excel at "world" sports, i.e. Football (soccer), Rugby and cricket
Japanese love baseball. It's also featured in tons of manga and anime.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baseball_in_Japan
 

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Probably not the first to say it and probably not the last: You mean "they call football "soccer" in the USA". It's not just Europe that refers to football as football, it's pretty much the rest of the world.

Trollface? Awesome. I like that they had "airholes" in it for the flares, by the way, those folks thought ahead.
 

Soxafloppin

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The Turkish League is pretty infamous for its supporters, I never expected this though!
 

Srcruls

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Id hate to have a seat under the sheet and not know it was coming.

"I cant see the game!" lol
 

bobmus

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Pssh, look at this nonsense. Everyone knows Hockey is the sport of real men. It's a sport so manly it makes it's fans grow giant beards. Soccer and Football just make them yell about like sissies and apply paints to their body in a pretense of putting on their war attire.
As a hockey player, I must point out that you've confused Ice Hockey and Hockey - another mistake largely restricted to Northern America (and places that haven't played either types ever). Unless of course you've noticed a trend amongst followers of hockey to grow beards, which I can't say I've ever spotted...
I'm confused. A quick googling tells me that the two are synonymous. What's the difference between Ice Hockey and Hockey? How can hockey even be played without Ice? And to your question, a ton of the guys I know grow beards come playoffs. Even some of the girls join in, with varying sized fake beards.

Unless you're talking about lacrosse? In which case...I'd have to guffaw that you think that's the real Hockey.
... No I don't mean lacrosse! I mean hockey, but you may know it as 'Field Hockey'. Most of the world calls that hockey, and 'ice hockey' is deserving of the qualifier.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Field_hockey

As for how hockey could be played without ice, even in America I know you can play it with balls on the street!
 

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I've never been more proud to be a Truk right now.

We may not look like it, but us Turks are surpisingly well knowledge of stuff like the internet and its memes.
 

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Stalydan said:
Susan Arendt said:
Taluien said:
Excuse me, but us Europeans call Football Football. You Americans insinst on calling Handegg Football and Football Soccer, which is absolutely bananas.

Edit: This is Serious Business, which means I will enjoy joking about it.
You know, I've always wondered where the hell we got the word "soccer" from. I mean, calling it "football" makes perfect sense, and I get that we people who are better at sports had to it call something different so as to avoid confusion with our vastly superior athletic pasttime, but where the hell did we get "soccer"?
I want to know where you got "Football" from for American Football. You know, because it's not really a game played with the feet so much as the hands instead.
Apparantly because the "ball" is a "foot" long. On a side note, I remember reading somewhere that they called it "world championship", not because it involves anyone but america, but because they where sponsored by "The World" newspaper or something.
 

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The North Americans call it football because the ball was originally one foot long (12in, 30.5cm). Today the ball is 11 to 11.5 inch long. (very relevant to the topic)
 

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Mangue Surfer said:
The North Americans call it football because the ball was originally one foot long (12in, 30.5cm). Today the ball is 11 to 11.5 inch long. (very relevant to the topic)
Wait! You can't bring "American" logic into this. We'll NEVER hear the end of it!
 

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Oh football in America. A bunch of wimps get dressed up in forty pounds of padding to play rugby. Over here in actually-naming-things-correctly England we play football with our feet and when we tackle people we do it by ramming our shoulder bones as hard as we can into someone elses midriff.

Try it sometime America.
They did...During the 1800s and early 1900s, American football was played with zero or very little padding, though I guess its not a good sign when your players start dying due to due to the high speed collisions. Apparently, in 1905, nineteen players died due to the violent nature of the sport.
 

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No...seriously...this is fucking awesome.

The greatest use of a trollface ever.

Edit: Though personally I think the "U Mad?" caption would have been better, it's still fan-fucking-tastic. :p
 

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LOL, I love Turkish football, they have some of the most passionate fans on earth. While they are often perceived as thugs, after traveling to Istanbul to watch Asenal vs Fenerbahce, the Turkish fans were polite, funny and a great losers (arsenal won 5-2 woop woop)
 

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Susan Arendt said:
Not really true. Sure, we'll destroy anyone in football, but Japanese teams regularly crush us in baseball.
Isn't it because the US won't risk getting their players injured for a silly international competition?

Or perhaps because most MLB teams don't have a lot of home-grown talent?
 

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Okay, say what you want about Americans and American football, at least our sports fans are not this crazy. First it was those vuvuzela blowers in Latin America, who blow their damn horns loud enough to give THE PLAYERS ON THE FIELD permanent hearing damage, now it's Turkey using a giant trollface to assert their desire to wave around flares, that burn hot enough to instantly cut through a human skull, while standing shoulder-to-shoulder in a stadium.

Come on rest of the world. At least wait until after the game before you start causing grevious bodily harm to each other.