Im from America... AND I APPROVE THIS MASSAGE!freedomweasel said:
I have not had cable or watched TV for more then four years yay for me.
TV shows you can't believe exist.
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I have not had cable or watched TV for more then four years yay for me.
When I went to America I was surprised at the ludicrous amount of Judge Judie rip-offs.
Also Gerald Mcboing Boing, it's rare enough finding entire cartoons based off old serials but this one simply revolves around a boy who can make no sound with his mouth other than a stereotypical "Boing"...I shit you not, that is the entire premise.
Also Gerald Mcboing Boing, it's rare enough finding entire cartoons based off old serials but this one simply revolves around a boy who can make no sound with his mouth other than a stereotypical "Boing"...I shit you not, that is the entire premise.
Gee willikers, it's the night of threads about things we hate. How...cathartic.
Alright, then, Two and a Half Fucking Men. I had the misfortune of viewing an episode with a (former) friend who believed it to be the funniest thing ever. After twenty minutes, it would not be too great an exaggeration to say I wanted to find Charlie Sheen's house and beat him within an inch of his life with a Chair Leg of Truth (cookie for reference).
I honestly cannot believe the fanbase for that show is large enough to warrant additional seasons. And when forced with the reality of the fact, I worry greatly about our country.
Alright, then, Two and a Half Fucking Men. I had the misfortune of viewing an episode with a (former) friend who believed it to be the funniest thing ever. After twenty minutes, it would not be too great an exaggeration to say I wanted to find Charlie Sheen's house and beat him within an inch of his life with a Chair Leg of Truth (cookie for reference).
I honestly cannot believe the fanbase for that show is large enough to warrant additional seasons. And when forced with the reality of the fact, I worry greatly about our country.
THIS.Safaia said:
Seriously, I turned on the tv on a weekend, whilst making some lunch (I like to have something to listen to) and in 5 minutes it appeared this typically beautiful blond girl had lied about being pregnant to her boyfriend because she wanted to see if he would give up his life and do everything for her.
It was warped and pathetic. I actually felt like I'd lost brain cells in the 5 minutes I had turned it on, but obviously I managed to prevent further damage by switching channels.
The only time I've changed the channel faster than that, is when my TV turned on with channel 4, and UK Big Brother. The opening line was "blah blah is looking for his toothbrush" *switch*
Who watches drivel like that?!
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Family Guy
American Dad
Hollyoaks
South Park
Outnumbered
[insert country here]'s Next Top Model
Wife Swap
Supernanny
Hollyoaks
Coach Trip
The Jeremy Kyle Show
Homes Under The Hammer
Come Dine With Me
Escape To The Country
Hollyoaks
The Dog Whisperer
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Did I mention Hollyoaks? Yeah? Ok, good.
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I would say Big Brother, but that's already dead, so yay!
American Dad
Hollyoaks
South Park
Outnumbered
[insert country here]'s Next Top Model
Wife Swap
Supernanny
Hollyoaks
Coach Trip
The Jeremy Kyle Show
Homes Under The Hammer
Come Dine With Me
Escape To The Country
Hollyoaks
The Dog Whisperer
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Did I mention Hollyoaks? Yeah? Ok, good.
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I would say Big Brother, but that's already dead, so yay!
Yeah, I know, it's bad, isn't it? This is pretty much the reason I quit watching television. Idols clones on the commercial channels and tearjerker reality tv on the public channels. The only channel that's still remotely watchable is Discovery Channel. And even they are starting to annoy me with American Chopper and Deadliest Catch clones.Wieke said:
Have you only seen the movie, and not any of the TV show?Jzolr0708 said:
OT: NO, Jackass is brilliant, and anyone arguing otherwise should be shot. Dirty Sanchez on the other hand is a bunch of Welsh idiots torturing themselves because they dont have half a brain between them. At least Jackass is funny >=/
ALL top model shows.
Most other reality shows (ALL fly on the wall crap)
A lot of popular drama clones.
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Most of everything that ISN'T Firefly.
Most other reality shows (ALL fly on the wall crap)
A lot of popular drama clones.
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Most of everything that ISN'T Firefly.
Pretty much most reality shows. Though I couldn't believe that Cartoon Network would put LIVE-ACTION bull crap on their channel when CN Real was announced.
