Twitter + Escapist = Mass Flirting and Randominity...

[PurpleRain]

Also, due to the sexiness of my one raised eyebrow (raises eyebrow) everyone here is pregnant. Don't question the science lads, you're pregnant too.

....oh your good.

I really want to say, 'that's what she said,' but seeing as she may be lurking these through these boards I really don't want people to take it the wrong way.

So, once more, I will stand over here... and be sexy.

If it's not a digital SLR with telescopic lens I'm going to shank you.

I really hope you're not talking about my nakedness.

I can't afford to be pregnant, does the Escapist have a fostering service?

Rain's Orphans are Us. Remember, if it has no parents, it has no feelings.

 

[MalevolentJim]

You could cut the sexual frustration in this thread with a meat cleaver! Is it me, or is it starting to get hot in here? Oh well, pants off everybody!

I've started to ponder over my own nakedness, but how many other Escapians post while naked?

Also, due to the sexiness of my one raised eyebrow (raises eyebrow) everyone here is pregnant. Don't question the science lads, you're pregnant too.

And you didnt even buy me dinner.

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

I really want to say, 'that's what she said,' but seeing as she may be lurking these through these boards I really don't want people to take it the wrong way.

So, once more, I will stand over here... and be sexy.

oh..well then i'll just stand here and do this *unbuttons top button on shirt revealing chest hair. Female hormones go into overdrive*

 

[Trivun]

I can't afford to be pregnant, does the Escapist have a fostering service?

Rain's Orphans are Us. Remember, if it has no parents, it has no feelings.

Worst part is, you probably aren't kidding. I'd better make sure my attic room in the Escapist House has all the booby traps prepared, someone got in and stole my weed despite the swinging axe above the door today. I won't take any chances, especially not when I'm with child

 

[PurpleRain]

And you didnt even buy me dinner.

What about that slop I threw you?!

I really want to say, 'that's what she said,' but seeing as she may be lurking these through these boards I really don't want people to take it the wrong way.

So, once more, I will stand over here... and be sexy.

oh..well then i'll just stand here and do this *unbuttons top button on shirt revealing chest hair. Female hormones go into overdrive*

Oh, don't fight me man. With narry a wink I have stopped heart from beating. With a smirk I have excited royalty. With a button removed... I killed a goddess.

Worst part is, you probably aren't kidding. I'd better make sure my attic room in the Escapist House has all the booby traps prepared, someone got in and stole my weed despite the swinging axe above the door today. I won't take any chances, especially not when I'm with child

You have no idea my hate for orphans. Little brats! Think they're so good!

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

Oh, don't fight me man. With narry a wink I have stopped heart from beating. With a smirk I have excited royalty. With a button removed... I killed a goddess.

Oh Im challenging you man, Cupid became a barfly when he went up against me! *clicks*

 

[PurpleRain]

Oh, don't fight me man. With narry a wink I have stopped heart from beating. With a smirk I have excited royalty. With a button removed... I killed a goddess.

Oh Im challenging you man, Cupid became a barfly when he went up against me! *clicks*

Pfft. I stole Psyche from Cupids mits. He is nothing. I also went out breifly with his mother Venus.

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

I've not joined up to twitter, I just can't seem to be bothered with it >.> although this thread makes it seem more fun...

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

Oh, don't fight me man. With narry a wink I have stopped heart from beating. With a smirk I have excited royalty. With a button removed... I killed a goddess.

Oh Im challenging you man, Cupid became a barfly when he went up against me! *clicks*

Pfft. I stole Psyche from Cupids mits. He is nothing. I also went out breifly with his mother Venus.

Oh please that girl put the E in easy.

 

[Kif]

I know of at least 4 relationships that started in a chat room and have resulted in marriage and in 2 cases so far children, one of which involving a man who moved to London from somewhere in Texas so Internet relationships can work. Personally I've met a bunch of people from the same chatroom, not for relationships though just getting together for drinks and socialising.

I admit the chatroom in question was an underground hard to find close community of young adults who are mature and anyone who ventured in spouting sexual stuff or just generally being a child were insta-banned and sent back to Yahoo or whatever pitt they emerged from.

Point being though, there's no real harm in flirting just like real life as long as people are good judges of character and/or see a friendly flirt as a friendly flirt and not the finding of their soulmate or whatever.

 

[PurpleRain]

Oh, don't fight me man. With narry a wink I have stopped heart from beating. With a smirk I have excited royalty. With a button removed... I killed a goddess.

Oh Im challenging you man, Cupid became a barfly when he went up against me! *clicks*

Pfft. I stole Psyche from Cupids mits. He is nothing. I also went out breifly with his mother Venus.

Oh please that girl put the E in easy.

Venus or Psyche, cause they were both pretty badarse.

Okay, you want something more hardcore then? I once managed to charm the stars themselves not to allign so that Cthulhu may rest in his watery grave. Pissed off a few Cultists until I blew them all dead by tearing off my pants. Don't think about that though. The mere thought could send you into a spasm.

 

[HardRockSamurai]

It's dumb, I know, but it happens. These days, it seems like every website has possibilities for eroticism.

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

Oh, don't fight me man. With narry a wink I have stopped heart from beating. With a smirk I have excited royalty. With a button removed... I killed a goddess.

Oh Im challenging you man, Cupid became a barfly when he went up against me! *clicks*

Pfft. I stole Psyche from Cupids mits. He is nothing. I also went out breifly with his mother Venus.

Oh please that girl put the E in easy.

Venus or Psyche, cause they were both pretty badarse.

Okay, you want something more hardcore then? I once managed to charm the stars themselves not to allign so that Cthulhu may rest in his watery grave. Pissed off a few Cultists until I blew them all dead by tearing off my pants. Don't think about that though. The mere thought could send you into a spasm.

Ok one time in a casino I saw James Bond and with just a raise of my glass to the woman he was with, she gave me her room key. Bond was so depressed about it he failed a mission and a terrorist blew up the moon WHICH repaired itself after I gave the debris a wink

 

[PurpleRain]

Ok one time in a casino I saw James Bond and with just a raise of my glass to the woman he was with, she gave me her room key. Bond was so depressed about it he failed a mission and a terrorist blew up the moon WHICH repaired itself after I gave the debris a wink

One moon and one bond girl vs a goddess and burning giant explosions in space? Man, I think I win. The only person immune to me was Steve McQueen (who repaired your moon after feeling bad that you couldn't do it after a wink. I saw you man. You were all like, "I just have dirt in my eye!" but I knew you were trying).

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

It's all light hearted, and supposed to be taken as a joke like the fighting over Kim [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/ae86gamer] by me & Goatzilla [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/goatzilla8463]

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

Ok one time in a casino I saw James Bond and with just a raise of my glass to the woman he was with, she gave me her room key. Bond was so depressed about it he failed a mission and a terrorist blew up the moon WHICH repaired itself after I gave the debris a wink

One moon and one bond girl vs a goddess and burning giant explosions in space? Man, I think I win. The only person immune to me was Steve McQueen (who repaired your moon after feeling bad that you couldn't do it after a wink. I saw you man. You were all like, "I just have dirt in my eye!" but I knew you were trying).

ohoh like Cthulu wasn't too tired to give you a proper fight after my little rendezvous with him. Man you should thank me.

 

[Labyrinth]

I really hope you're not talking about my nakedness.

That's for me to know, Lord Violetarse.

 

[PurpleRain]

Ok one time in a casino I saw James Bond and with just a raise of my glass to the woman he was with, she gave me her room key. Bond was so depressed about it he failed a mission and a terrorist blew up the moon WHICH repaired itself after I gave the debris a wink

One moon and one bond girl vs a goddess and burning giant explosions in space? Man, I think I win. The only person immune to me was Steve McQueen (who repaired your moon after feeling bad that you couldn't do it after a wink. I saw you man. You were all like, "I just have dirt in my eye!" but I knew you were trying).

ohoh like Cthulu wasn't too tired to give you a proper fight after my little rendezvous with him. Man you should thank me.

Thankyou for boring him to death again with your tried winking.

I really hope you're not talking about my nakedness.

That's for me to know, Lord Violetarse.

Hey. That was... that was mean.

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

Thankyou for boring him to death again with your tried winking.

...Why are we fighting like this? With our combined sexiness we could rule the world. They could worship us.

 

[PurpleRain]

Thankyou for boring him to death again with your tried winking.

...Why are we fighting like this? With our combined sexiness we could rule the world. They could worship us.

We could rule more then the world. How do you feel about outter-planar sexiness?