Two children beaten, slashed and left for dead in Doncaster

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

Children are generally a lot nastier and more violent when they're small. The whole "nice cuddly things" thing is just an illusion. -_-

Also, I can't believe you haven't tried to make a pun with "Left 4 dead" in the topic. That was a perfect opportunity.

Also, it's definitely all video games' fault!

Fuck, you beat me to it with Left 4 Dead.

I'm glad I'm not the only sick, twisted, tasteless twat. Haha.

Come! Let us have a sick, twisted, tasteless twat party! I'll bring the tea, you bring the biscuits. There will be much rejoicing and making of bad puns!

 

[Danzaivar]

They should put that MEP guy up for election.

YES. If Daniel Hannan ran for leadership of the Tories I would become a member purely to try get him in. You read the guys book? He could fix this damn country up in no time.