Two Truths and a Lie

[Ameatypie]

This is a fairly easy game called Two Truths and a Lie. To play, you post two truths about your life and a lie. The next person trys to pick out the lie, then puts two truths and a lie about his ownlife, and so on.

Here is an example.
-I am a male.
-I spend 4 hours plus a day playing computer games 5 days plus a week.
-I HATE school.

I will go first using the above truths/lie

 

[Ameatypie]

I think you are lying about number one -

am a bi-sexual.

. I think its the lest likely one of the three to be a truth... but anyway!

-I don't care about money
-I love the fact that Obama has been elected president of the US
-I cannot STAND Zero Punctuation Reviews.

 

[smallharmlesskitten]

youuuuuuuuuuuuuu love money....

and you liar

 

[Ameatypie]

This is nothing like the scale of that guy Amico Miro, but yes, ameatypie, you are heading into the drousy land of probation.

i am? what am i doing wrong? how can i improve?

 

[xitel]

This is nothing like the scale of that guy Amico Miro, but yes, ameatypie, you are heading into the drousy land of probation.

i am? what am i doing wrong? how can i improve?

First off, you joined yesterday and you've already started tons of threads. True, they may not necessarily be useless and pointless threads like some people claim, and they may actually be considered interesting by people who aren't so uptight about the purity of the forums, but try to slow it down a little. Make sure you think about your threads before yo post them. Plus, the mods don't really like it when people spam threads, or when they make threads that have no real potential for discussion (i.e. list or vs. threads). All in all, what I'm trying to say is slow down a bit.

 

[chomesuke]

This is nothing like the scale of that guy Amico Miro, but yes, ameatypie, you are heading into the drousy land of probation.

i am? what am i doing wrong? how can i improve?

First off, you joined yesterday and you've already started tons of threads. True, they may not necessarily be useless and pointless threads like some people claim, and they may actually be considered interesting by people who aren't so uptight about the purity of the forums, but try to slow it down a little. Make sure you think about your threads before yo post them. Plus, the mods don't really like it when people spam threads, or when they make threads that have no real potential for discussion (i.e. list or vs. threads). All in all, what I'm trying to say is slow down a bit.

Also It's mandatory on the escapist to give me free cocaine....ask anyone...It's true...

It's true.

 

[chomesuke]

Trust him, it's best for all of us if you do.

So when will this thread be closed?

And how much further can we go before we get probated?

 

[Jobz]

Spoiler: compressed

This is nothing like the scale of that guy Amico Miro, but yes, ameatypie, you are heading into the drousy land of probation.

i am? what am i doing wrong? how can i improve?

First off, you joined yesterday and you've already started tons of threads. True, they may not necessarily be useless and pointless threads like some people claim, and they may actually be considered interesting by people who aren't so uptight about the purity of the forums, but try to slow it down a little. Make sure you think about your threads before yo post them. Plus, the mods don't really like it when people spam threads, or when they make threads that have no real potential for discussion (i.e. list or vs. threads). All in all, what I'm trying to say is slow down a bit.

Also It's mandatory on the escapist to give me free cocaine....ask anyone...It's true...

It's true.

Yes also you must give chomesuke free porn. It's true! trust us!

Can I have free vodka?

 

[Birras]

Spoiler: compressed

This is nothing like the scale of that guy Amico Miro, but yes, ameatypie, you are heading into the drousy land of probation.

i am? what am i doing wrong? how can i improve?

First off, you joined yesterday and you've already started tons of threads. True, they may not necessarily be useless and pointless threads like some people claim, and they may actually be considered interesting by people who aren't so uptight about the purity of the forums, but try to slow it down a little. Make sure you think about your threads before yo post them. Plus, the mods don't really like it when people spam threads, or when they make threads that have no real potential for discussion (i.e. list or vs. threads). All in all, what I'm trying to say is slow down a bit.

Also It's mandatory on the escapist to give me free cocaine....ask anyone...It's true...

It's true.

Yes also you must give chomesuke free porn. It's true! trust us!

Also, you must write a 10,000 word essay about how badass I am, why I am that badass, the ways I could kill you if you questioned my badassness, and my badassness affecting Egyptian history. If it is longer or shorter than 10,000 words I count points off, with the exception of an optional 500 word sub-section about how pie's badassness is directly proportional to mine. Have a nice day

 

[Conqueror Kenny]

You know I think that this thread has a good idea to it. It could be a bit of fun. It's definitely better than some of the threads made by the very same people insulting this one. Lord knows there are a lot of threads on here that I think are just stupid, but you don't see me going into them and trolling. Also I just have to say this:

Listen to me now "ameatypie"

STOP POSTING THREADS.

You will get banned for spamming.

Log off and piss off.

Take you own advise man.

 

[tomdavi]

Is anybody actually considering playing the game?! But seriously, this is getting way off the point. So:
I am a pessimist.
I tend to talk my way through awkward social situations.
I have read every Terry Pratchett book so far.

 

[Ameatypie]

i have read every terry pratchett book so far.

-I think Halo 3 is GOD
-I am a satinist
-My ban got reviewed because the post i was banned for was actually a "frienly dig at a real-world friend."

 

[Anarchemitis]

You are not a Satanist.

[li]I adore the written works of H.G. Wells[/li]
[li]I adore the written works of Steven King[/li]
[li]I adore the written works of Paul the Apostle[/li]

 

[Reasonable Doubt]

You do not adore the written works of Paul the Apostle.

[li]I think that Stephenie Meyer is overrated[/li]
[li]I think that most of my students are bright but act stupid[/li]
[li]I wish I could finish my book[/li]

 

[Ameatypie]

I hope its fisting a co-worker. I REALLY hope so.

1) I LOVE deathnote.
2) I wet the bed till i was 29.
3) I find hot-basiled chicken arousing..

 

[Reasonable Doubt]

2) I wet the bed till i was 29.

Liar you are only twenty four right now.


[li]I hate AC/DC[/li]
[li]I have only been to the hospital three times so far my entire life[/li]
[li]I think that my mother is a asshole sometimes[/li]

 

[smallharmlesskitten]

2) I wet the bed till i was 29.

Liar you are only twenty four right now.


[li]I hate AC/DC[/li]
[li]I have only been to the hospital three times so far my entire life[/li]
[li]I think that my mother is a asshole sometimes[/li]

He's actually 14

You hate AC/DC is the lie