Type a sentence in the voice of a character - saying something they'd NEVER say.

[floppylobster]

For example -

Gordon Freeman - "Hello, my name is Gordon Freeman."
Duke Nukem - "I'm here to buy some bubblegum."
Phoenix Wright - "Your honour, I really must interject on this point."
Commander Shepard - "Not tonight, I have a headache."

 

[Matt_LRR]

Sonic: If someone tries to touch you in a place or in a way that makes you uncomfortable, that's no good.

Spoiler: Oh wait-

-m

Edit: Am I doing it right?

 

[zHellas]

Garrus Vakarian - "Fuck calibrations!"

Gordon Freeman - "You know... I rather enjoy buttsex." (Just for the shock of hearing speak, then hearing him say that)

Tycho Brahe - "I'm going to try NOT say so many big words!"

 

[floppylobster]

Sonic: If someone tries to touch you in a place or in a way that makes you uncomfortable, that's no good.

Spoiler: Oh wait-

-m

Take your own advice Sonic. Sega have been doing that to you for years now.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Amaterasu - "Bark, woof, growl, bark, woof!"

I hope I don't get banned for such vulgar language...

 

[slightly evil]

imagine a Dalek offering you a cup of tea? that'd be weeeiiird

 

[Redingold]

I'm Commander Shepard, and I don't like this store very much.

ASSUMING CONTROL. WE ARE THE HARBINGER OF FLUFFY BUNNIES.

 

[EightGaugeHippo]

Im Solid Snake, and im not repeating the last word you just said as a question.

Snake: "Question?"

 

[Sigmund Av Volsung]

The Heavy: Lets talk about the influence of gang violence upon a suburban society, and martial law could help seize it's nation with an iron fist.(or something or other)

The Spy: CHAAAAAAAARRRRGEEEEE!

Prince of Persia: Oh noes! The bad guy is bad!

 

[MCDeltaT]

Peter Griffin - This doesn't remind me of anything

 

[Leopard]

Kratos: "Daddy! Why don't you love me!?!? All I want is your aproval!"
Jack (Bioshock): "No. No I will not 'kindly do anything'. Now piss off!"
Sackboy: "BURN AND KILL!"

 

[Sneeze]

I'm Commander Shepard, and I don't like this store very much.

I lol'd slightly.

Illusive Man: Anyone fancy hitting an Asari strip club, drinking some Batarian ale and on the way home we can grab a Varren kebab.

 

[DevilWolf47]

Amaterasu - "Bark, woof, growl, bark, woof!"

I hope I don't get banned for such vulgar language...

Sweet fucking Jesus! Not even i would go that far!

Oh right, there's a topic!



Samus: Look Adam, go fuck yourself! I have the Varia suit, i'm going into a toxic environment, I'M USING THE GODDAMN VARIA SUIT!!!

 

[ReservoirAngel]

The Boss (Saint's Row 2): "Can't we just sit down and talk this conflict through like rational adults?"

Theresa from Fable: "Okay, here's the whole situation..."

 

[Sacul]

Altair: I'm gonna go do a cannonball.

 

[alickst]

Marcus Fenix: Come on Dom, let's go to the fair

 

[Tadaka]

Garrett - "Respect my authorit-ay!"

 

[Tadaka]

Niko Bellic - "I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! I feel pretty, and witty and gay!"

 

[TitanAtlas]

Master Chief: Woah my franchise is good....

Theres one thing youll never hear him say...

 

[Warboss Robgutz]

LEGATE LANIUS: As soon as the peacful negotiations with the NCR are over im going to set up a damn good healthcare system in the mojave, oh and i think ill bring up womens rights again with caesar.