Type a sentence in the voice of a character - saying something they'd NEVER say.

[Armored Prayer]

Master Chief: "I fight like a girl!"

That would be funny.

 

[MrShowerHead]

"Congratulations, the princess is in this castle!"

 

[Saulkar]

I am commander Shepard and this is my favourite Asari, Hanar porn game on the Citadel.

 

[Ben Jackson]

Mario:Hey Daisy, wanna come over for a drink...*whispers to self "Which I'm gonna spike"*
Daisy:What did you say?
Mario:Oh nothing...so you want to come for a drink
Daisy:Sure, but what about Peach?
Mario: I fucked her already *whispers to self "Like I'm going to do to you"*

Batman: Why can't I kill villains? I should of just exploded jokers car or threw a knife at him.

 

[Chronarch]

Yeah, I can't see these happening -
Kratos Aurion: I LOVE kittens.

Phoenix Wright: Oh no! It's a giant space panda coming down to steal my Swedish Fish! Noes!

Kratos Aurion: I LOVE homeless people.

Master Chief: I LOVE inviting people to tea parties to have civilized discussions about ponies.

 

[Stein Inge]

Navi:OI! F%&/HEAD!

 

[Lord Deathray]

Marcus Fenix: Why can't we all just be friends.
Sephiroth: I feel really happy today.
Indiana Jones: It belongs to the natives.
Ash from Pokemon: Stop the slavery, free the Pokemons.
Batman: Let's go shopping Robin.
Albert Wesker: Let us all work together for peace and a better world.

 

[supermariner]

Marcus Fenix: I have no conviction in what i'm saying

 

[Nieroshai]

Amaterasu - "Bark, woof, growl, bark, woof!"

I hope I don't get banned for such vulgar language...

Sweet fucking Jesus! Not even i would go that far!

Oh right, there's a topic!



Samus: Look Adam, go fuck yourself! I have the Varia suit, i'm going into a toxic environment, I'M USING THE GODDAMN VARIA SUIT!!!

Actually, that's what she WOULD say... if the Prime team was in charge of dialogue. But no they couldn't even get the writer for Fusion which inspired Other M, they got the writer of the badly-done English localization manual for the original NES version that also wrote the shitty comic that also treated Samus like a little girl!

OT: Batman: Are you retarded or something? I'm the goddamn Batman!

I really think Frank Miller should stick to his own stories instead of being allowed to retcon existing series. He turned Batman into a sociopath and the entire Justice League as whiny brats who can't do anything without Batman's sage wisdom.

 

[EcHoFiiVe]

Kratos: "I think I've killed enough today..."
Gordon Freeman: "Hi"

 

[Aesir23]

Alex Mercer: I think I'll take a break from murdering everything today.
Link: Why do I have to wear a dress and tights?

(I know it's a tunic, this is for comedy's sake)