Type out your accent phonetically!

[unoleian]

I'm a Call-uh-rad-an.

Don't contack me unless you need a burr off your ruf or outta yer crick. Cuz if he's in yer garbidge....besta luck, yo.

Fft.

I'm from Call-oh-rod-oh. I speak very clearly and with next to no accent.... yo.

Howevr, if 'm wif my mom I tok with the fentist suthern draaaaaaal.

Burn an raised, I dint know much bout my drawl til some fine eastern fulks poin-ed out to me. We sound "weird," jus-so-ya-no.

WE sound weird? They're the ones who drop their 'r's! "Paaahk the caaah in the Haahvaaahd Yaaaahd?" Puh-lease, girlfrien.

You ever go into Denver, and hit Five Points? Talkn like a Messican and usin the wurd 'ese' (ess-AY) is a lotta fun.

Like werd to that, homes(holmes!)! By the way, those guys on the ees-coast tink we still liff nest to teepees an wha-not. I know like wha-tuh-fuk?! Serusly, ever haff someone ask you if your neibors stole yer horse? And were like strai-faced about it?

(This is fun!!!)

 

[arsenicCatnip]

I'm a Call-uh-rad-an.

Don't contack me unless you need a burr off your ruf or outta yer crick. Cuz if he's in yer garbidge....besta luck, yo.

Fft.

I'm from Call-oh-rod-oh. I speak very clearly and with next to no accent.... yo.

Howevr, if 'm wif my mom I tok with the fentist suthern draaaaaaal.

Burn an raised, I dint know much bout my drawl til some fine eastern fulks poin-ed out to me. We sound "weird," jus-so-ya-no.

WE sound weird? They're the ones who drop their 'r's! "Paaahk the caaah in the Haahvaaahd Yaaaahd?" Puh-lease, girlfrien.

You ever go into Denver, and hit Five Points? Talkn like a Messican and usin the wurd 'ese' (ess-AY) is a lotta fun.

Like werd to that, homes(holmes!)! By the way, those guys on the ees-coast tink we still liff nest to teepees an wha-not. I know like wha-tuh-fuk?! Serusly, ever haff someone ask you if your neibors stole yer horse? And were like strai-faced about it?

(This is fun!!!)

Naaaw, mang, bu' I herd some guy askin me if we have sled dogs n shit. Like it snows allatime here, like fuckin Souf Park. I was all, you surreeous? Then I slapped the taste out his mouf.

(this is ridiculously hilarious.)

 

[joshuaayt]

Well, I try to pronounce everything "normally"- that is, I don't cut anything out, as a general rule. Obviously I would speak in a manner differing from that on an American, but it's difficult to tell where- everything I say seems logical, given the spelling, because I'm used to it. I do know that I pronounce things like dance and plant with the long A sound. I'll even throw in a sentence!
I think that dancing should be reserved only for cool guys
(eye th-ink th-at darn-cing sh-ood bee rez-ervd own-lee for k-ool g-ize)
Of course, that only helps if you pronounce the words I used for reference in a manner similar to how I use them, so it is delightfully useless.

 

[2fish]

I like to read

I FUCKING like to read.

I live in the United States of America

I live in the Un-i-did States of FUCKING America

I live In Arizona so maybe add in Yeeeeeehaaaw! if you are feeling like a jerk.

I snorted. Well done.

Although where I come from it's "I live in the FUCKING United States of America, *****."

See the cultural differences in our own country? Plus we don't use the word ***** here, we have guns.

 

[unoleian]

I'm a Call-uh-rad-an.

Don't contack me unless you need a burr off your ruf or outta yer crick. Cuz if he's in yer garbidge....besta luck, yo.

Fft.

I'm from Call-oh-rod-oh. I speak very clearly and with next to no accent.... yo.

Howevr, if 'm wif my mom I tok with the fentist suthern draaaaaaal.

Burn an raised, I dint know much bout my drawl til some fine eastern fulks poin-ed out to me. We sound "weird," jus-so-ya-no.

WE sound weird? They're the ones who drop their 'r's! "Paaahk the caaah in the Haahvaaahd Yaaaahd?" Puh-lease, girlfrien.

You ever go into Denver, and hit Five Points? Talkn like a Messican and usin the wurd 'ese' (ess-AY) is a lotta fun.

Like werd to that, homes(holmes!)! By the way, those guys on the ees-coast tink we still liff nest to teepees an wha-not. I know like wha-tuh-fuk?! Serusly, ever haff someone ask you if your neibors stole yer horse? And were like strai-faced about it?

(This is fun!!!)

Naaaw, mang, bu' I herd some guy askin me if we have sled dogs n shit. Like it snows allatime here, like fuckin Souf Park. I was all, you surreeous? Then I slapped the taste out his mouf.

(this is ridiculously hilarious.)

coase, you will SPECK MAI THORATIE! but no seruslee....I laughing too damn hard to finish this... aw shit. Uhm....how bou' dem Broncahs?! No, wait, dun finish tha...aw hell!

 

[UltraParanoia]

I live in the most eastern part of MD, so I have this odd combination of damn near southern drawl, nasally Appalachian(Applashian is how I pronounce it) and at times a bit of whatever the fuck is going on with the Amish. Although I've been told I have an unusually clear way of speaking for a mushmouth American, so I guess the accent isn't heavy enough to fuck with what I'm saying.


Of course, I also have a pretty good tongue for other accents( You could say I'm a cunning linguist) and like to fuck with people. I can do pretty much every American accent I've run into, a bit of a canadian one( the one where they stretch the "o"s whenever they talk, pronouncing sorry as soory and the like)most Brits, Irish, Scots, some generic Eastern European one and an Indian one for screwing with telemarketers and people in online multiplayers. All of which I blame entirely on reading alot as a kid.

All that said, how I sound at the moment is depending entirely on my blood alcohol level, how funny I think it is, or if I'm in a dickish mood.

 

[arsenicCatnip]

I'm a Call-uh-rad-an.

Don't contack me unless you need a burr off your ruf or outta yer crick. Cuz if he's in yer garbidge....besta luck, yo.

Fft.

I'm from Call-oh-rod-oh. I speak very clearly and with next to no accent.... yo.

Howevr, if 'm wif my mom I tok with the fentist suthern draaaaaaal.

Burn an raised, I dint know much bout my drawl til some fine eastern fulks poin-ed out to me. We sound "weird," jus-so-ya-no.

WE sound weird? They're the ones who drop their 'r's! "Paaahk the caaah in the Haahvaaahd Yaaaahd?" Puh-lease, girlfrien.

You ever go into Denver, and hit Five Points? Talkn like a Messican and usin the wurd 'ese' (ess-AY) is a lotta fun.

Like werd to that, homes(holmes!)! By the way, those guys on the ees-coast tink we still liff nest to teepees an wha-not. I know like wha-tuh-fuk?! Serusly, ever haff someone ask you if your neibors stole yer horse? And were like strai-faced about it?

(This is fun!!!)

Naaaw, mang, bu' I herd some guy askin me if we have sled dogs n shit. Like it snows allatime here, like fuckin Souf Park. I was all, you surreeous? Then I slapped the taste out his mouf.

(this is ridiculously hilarious.)

coase, you will SPECK MAI THORATIE! but no seruslee....I laughing too damn hard to finish this... aw shit. Uhm....how bou' dem Broncahs?! No, wait, dun finish tha...aw hell!

How bout them Av-uh-lanche? Dey kickin some ass, eh?

RESPECK MAH AHTHORITAH.

Okay, I'm done. I can't stop laughing here. God I love my fellow Coloradans <3

 

[Segadroid]

I developed an American-English hybrid over the years, with a few heavy consonants from my own language, Dutch.

So this is what you'll roughly get:

I don't know, why would we go there?

"I dunno, whai wud wee goe dere?"

I despise of you.

"Fuckyouuu."

 

[Tim_Buoy]

im going to he store
i goin to tha sto ova thar

im from the american south and when i dont pay attention i get a southern accent

 

[Phantomess]

I have a bizarre accent and it is totally not my fault. I live in Australia, raised by the Englishwoman who birthed me in New Zealand. Grew up in Queensland. Lovely sunshine. You must try it.

Anyway, I would speak something like this:

Q. Hi, how are you today? Sounds good. Let me have a look at that...

Me: 'Sup? Ya dooin' aiight? Sounds guid. Ere, gees a look a'tha'..

... if I'm sliding into too much English. Normally, it just sounds very "plum in the mouth" Austral"yan". I'm pretty guilty of saying I live in "Os-trail-ya".

 

[Midway Monster]

Crikey! That hurt

Cry-key! Tha' 'urt

What are you doing?

Wot ah you doo-in

Go Away sir, please

Fuh-Koff

My spectacular vernacular is comparable to Dracula's

My spek-tak-you-la vur-nak-you-la iz compare-able too Drak-you-la's