Type with your eyes closed

[Daye.04]

"Sp where you boys heading?"

øø"
"CajdaææmUUeulmapk0stmuadm9t""Canada

Uh .. Holy cow. This went good until one point, and then it took off, didn't it?

When you're doing mathematical calculations, do you use a calculator?

 

[Oneirius]

when you do mayhemayical calculayions do uou use a clcularot?

Not so good.

I can't type with my eyes closed.

 

[slevin8989]

i camt tupw eotj me eues closecd

xylophone are really neat to use with a saxophone

 

[ravensshade]

xylophone are really easy to use with saxophone
ehh i could've sworn i read easy instead of neat..

so what happens when stuff does happen with other stuff?

 

[goatzilla8463]

sowhat happens when stugg happens to other stuff?

almost

I really hate life and am going to go burn someone now.

 

[the Tadman]

I really hate life and i am going to burn someone now

The eagles will cry in pain tonight!

 

[StigmataDiaboli]

the eagkwa qikk xey in kaib ribufhr .... oh my lord...

Typing with your eyes closed is hard

 

[TikiShades]

Typing with your eyes closed is hard.

Oh, drats! There was no period on that last sentence.

 

[the Tadman]

tuping with youe eyes closed is easy

I like to eat grass in maxico

 

[Daye.04]

I like to eat grass in Mexica

Almost

This zener-barrier is bound to be replaced.

 

[slevin8989]

this zemme barrios ro bw ewplaces

Perfect

I laugh at you misfortunes

 

[Daye.04]

I kauhg at you nusfortunes

Well .. If only "kauhg" were a verb ... And "nusfortunes" sounds so much cuter than "misfortunes"

Propaganda is a way of promoting your own goals

 

[scatmanfan]

Propaganda was a way of promoting your own goals.

Thank you, Mavis Beacon. Only typo was 'cause I forgot what it said.

(10 points to anyone who gets the following reference).

This is not a canteloupe.

 

[Daye.04]

This is not a canteokoupe

I didn't get it

I have to get backto work as an electrician now

 

[scatmanfan]

i HAVE TO GET BACKTO WORK AS AN ELECTRICIAN NOW.

whoops hit caps lock.

society society society is the hardest word to type quickly.

 

[Daye.04]

Soxciety society docoryu id yhr hstfrdy eorf to tupr wuivklu

Uhm ... Yeah ... I kinda .. Yeah, no comment

How old is the average worker in your own country?

 

[Mjr McNugget]

How old is the average worker in your own country?

Whats the point of this anyway?

I live in a giant bucket!

 

[the Tadman]

I live in a giant bucket (so close!)

The blue dolphins will nuke the whales at dawn!

 

[jebussaves88]

The blue diolhins will nike he wales at dawn.

God knows I wouldn't like to ne niked.

Take your shoes off, and if your gonna wear them, wear both of them, wear them on your feet, and don't hang them off you.

 

[Daye.04]

Take of oyur shoes, and if tou're gonna wear them, wear both of them, and don't hang them ogg tou

Didn't go that wrong, though ...

Nemoj me jebat, jebute nemoj me jebat