Type with your eyes closed

[Neonbob]

Sunshine, lollipops, rainbows, everything is wonderful.

Ah, fuck...you misspelled that on purpose >

Dying is only possible to do fifteen time before you have to fight the devil.

 

[goatzilla8463]

Dying is possible fifteen times vefore you habe you have to fight the devil.

I almost got it.

I got a pocket full of sunshine and it hurts my ears.

 

[Neonbob]

I got a pocketful of sunshine and it hurts my ears.

*bingbingbing* Yay me.

A dolphin is fun to spear.

 

[the Tadman]

a dolphin is fun to spear.

Easy, just gotta remember to cap letters.

I know a man in a tiny tin hat.

 

[Neonbob]

I know a man in a tiny tin hat.

Whee me!

Speakers of the house, hear me! Your lives are at stake! I put bombs under your asses.

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

a dolphin is fun to spear.

Easy, just gotta remember to cap letters.

I know a man in a tiny tin hat.

I know a man in a tini ton at.

\o/

What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets!

 

[MasterStratus]

What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets!

Yay! I got it!

There were ninehundredfifteyseven lions in the zoo located at 27584 Zostarski Lane.

 

[Neonbob]

There were ninehundred fiftyseven lions in the zoo located at...27(forget it) Zostarski Lane.

Damn you and your numbers! And the space...that damnable space...

Hell provides a good vacation home for over 456k souls on a daily basis.

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

hell rovidesas a giid vcatatjkn hine fir iver 345jnh siyks ib a dahmt vasus


Well, that just flat-out sucked.



Next: Fnord fnord fnord fnord fnord fnord.

 

[HaircareForMen]

fnprd fnprd fnprd fnprd fnprd fnprd

I WIN!

Try This: so we do the hokey pokey and we turn around.

 

[Neonbob]

Try This: so we do the hokey pokey and we turn around.

Yay for me.
*poof*
Oooh. Aahhh.

Fireworks are best when attached to small children.

 

[Neonbob]

zero succulent translucent squids(cheated and looked at the next part)squirm squeakily by as you tenuously traverse through the trepid agglomerate crowds of the aquarium.

Yay!...Even though I cheated.

Nobody is so smart that they can stop learning about the migration habits of large rhinos during mating season on the Sarengeti.

 

[MasterStratus]

Nobody is so smart that they can stop learning about the migration habits of large rhinos during...Aw shit my mind blanked.

I'll give you an easy one.

Kittens are cute.

 

[Neonbob]

Kittens are cute.

Thank you. Here's an easier one for you.

Monkeys throw their crap at people they don't like.

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

monketys throw their crap at poeople they don't like

Next: Bagels are a delicious treat and make for a good breakfast.

 

[Sir Ollie]

Bagels are a deliicous treat and make for a good breakfast.
Next

Bananas are really really nice! also eat some crackers.

 

[Daye.04]

Bananas are really really cute! also eat crackers

Crap. Punctuation forgotten. And wrong word ... I was wondering how bananas could be "cute"

What the deuce is up with all these incredibly hard ones?

 

[nightsaber]

Wha t the deuve is up with all these incredihyl hard ones.

The Quick Brown Fox Jumped Over The Lazy Dog.

 

[Daye.04]

xu DågThe Quick Brown Dox Ju,åed oPver Tje Øaz

Oh dear ... Oh .. Dear ... I have no idea what language that is

I just recently read an article. 'Tis was interesting