Type your username with your elbows.

[SilkySkyKitten]

ATTEMPT 1:
szaw,lkohy2w1wqaoolplo;pkgto09io0

ATTEMPT 2:
sxkyyswolf099

ATTEMPT 3:
skywolf09

I am victorious!
[sub]Sortof![/sub]

 

[Dango]

dangfkoi.

Not bad.

 

[RootbeerJello]

ftgololfftgrb ndenjmselk

I think I did well.

SECOND TRY: ffrtklgtbn eddrgftrmkeddl;l;op

THIRD TRY: rollotgbdederjmnerllo

I SEE PART OF IT! PROGRESS!

FOURTH TRY: rfootrbeerejelllo

So close. I'mma do it this time.

FIFTH TRY: rololtrbbederjekklo

...

SIXTH (FRUSTRATED) TRY: kl

WHAT. I angrily slammed my keyboard with my elbow for like a straight minute. And I got kl.

SEVENTH (DESPERATE) TRY: fklgftrbn ffrndej,l

I quit.

 

[Sacman]

sacman...

 

[scorptatious]

scorptatious

Spoiler

 

[Sizzle Montyjing]

Here goes...
KJA=].;...
OH CHRIST WHAT DID I JUST DO!?
Ah!
No notepad! Go away!

 

[ERROR989]

ERROR989

Perfect.

 

[Roofstone]

reøpølzsøp n sd

I got the first letter right, anyway..

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

frrrrrreddeloin5

Close enough.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

tgyroju b.,dexslomdx ,lk,oczAvbg lkm frd;plbhn

 

[crewman_number_6]

cddrdswsAbn )b nyuhjnwer)65
This is art

 

[Emurlahn]

sw, mjuerløaHJNM

Oww, that was hard...

emurlahn

hmmm, managed it this time...
maybe part of my elbows are slightly smaller than the rest?

 

[Voidrunner]

gfhvbop9iokdfrtfderfhyug mnnm er

That turned out terribly, not to self, never try to type with elbows ever again.

 

[Mr. Omega]

Attempt 1, going as fast as I can:
mrdf. komedvgbfaq

Attempt 2, taking my time:
mr. omega

 

[Scde2]

scxde2

Close enough.

Not bad considering my keyboard is on my lap

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

SNIP

Mine was a netbook but you don't see me bragging

Attempt #2: rd4erdk,,l,kikmjjn5

Worse...

 

[pyramid head grape]

One more time

pyramid head grape

Dam I'm too good at this game ¬_¬

I have £5.20p in my wallet so screw the rules, I'm doing the next one with my chin. ^_^

Bonus round: po5rt4amnjik hbaz gvfrl;fd

Spoiler: PHG is all there so thats a win in my book

 

[Jedoro]

Jedoro

Fuck yeah, bony elbows.

 

[Raognerrrm]

Raognerrrm

HELL YES
Even got the capital using shift
I like having knobbly elbows in situations like this.
Having a mac keyboard helps as well.