U r about to face 100's of powerful enemies, what weapon w/ 5 attrs would you pick(Only one wep)

[Warped_Ghost]

An atomic weapon.

All I need is a bunker now.

 

[Glademaster_v1legacy]

The R.Y.N.O. that is all I need nothing else that will end them.

This or the Titan from DoW:WA

 

[Hayate_GT]

Powered up gravity gun. That thing's invincible.

why yes...yes it is...use it to launch your enemies back at their allies AND disintegrate their weapons at the same time...

 

[Project_Omega]

I only need three things, a sonic screwdriver, a teaspoon and an open mind.

Well I have just beaten you on that,

I need a fork
a closed mind
and a bar of soap!

 

[8bitlove2a03]

A thesaurus, my laptop, and some Mountain Dew. Oh, and spell check.

 

[nick n stuff]

dislocator from Destroy all humans 2 with unlimited disc usage. i'd also bring along a deck chair so i could sit back and watch the mayhem commence.

 

[tucci]

A Marty Mcfly style time travelling DeLorean. Just go back and time and stop them from being born

 

[Jamiemitsu]

A Katana which enabled me to use time magic and... No, actually, that should do.

 

[Jodah]

I choose the power of proper Grammar.

agreed, I didnt know what the hell he was on about

...

Some...someone help me, I don't know how to respond to this. Should I point out what is wrong with the sentence, or just let it go?

*gun cocking* step away from the post ,punk *spits on the floor*

Stop the foolishness. There is no need to randomly threaten me with a fake gun over the Internet.

WHAT YOU TELLING ME WHAT TO DO ILL KILL YOU ILL.....*sobbing and me going into the fetal position* i just need someon eto love me(not gay) please someone love me

/hug


On topic :
Bowie Knife -

Invisibility (from all methods of detection including thermal and sound)
Super Speed
Never dull blade
Cannot be accidentally dropped
Only usable by me

 

[JWAN]

I choose the power of proper Grammar.

that and the banstick for REPEATED FUCKING TOPICS.

Kabar knife. Its the worlds simplest multitool

 

[FFMattCR]

Uh, Does Yahtzee count as a weapon? (Ben Croshaw)

And the attributes would be
He doesnt need to stop to breathe
I'm invisible to all of those would believe I'm an enemy *nods*

 

[Tellaris]

BFG 9000. All I need.

 

[Skorpyo]

Max Payne's hourglass and pills.

Hourglass:
Mysterious Invincibility (while active and flying)
Auto-Recharges

Pills:
Overdose Impossibility
Instant Effect

(Am I stretching it here?)

 

[Wisefox]

A hypno-gun. Turns hundreds of enemies into hundreds of mind-slaves.

Powers
1) Mass, unending control
2) Unwavering trust after one look/shot
3) Daisy-Chain hypno effect.

 

[loppopoo]

The patriot. Unlimited ammo, and plays the MGS3 theme song.

 

[CoverYourHead]

Gurren Lagann.

I don't think I even need to modify it.

Or, if that doesn't count.

Ryu's katana (I cannot for the life of me remember its name) with invincibility.