uh... Hi everyone

[Danpascooch]

Hi

 

[Contun]

Just stick with me, everyone here looks up to me as their hero and mentor....

[small]I wish that this wasn't sarcasm...[/small]

Yeah.. who are you again?

I'm Contun, silly...

And I never got a obligatory cookie, what gives?

 

[Arkhangelsk]

I've got four words. Read the bloody guidelines. How the hell does so many miss that when you enter the forum?

 

[The Hairminator]

Just stick with me, everyone here looks up to me as their hero and mentor....

[small]I wish that this wasn't sarcasm...[/small]

Yeah.. who are you again?

I'm Contun, silly...

And I never got a obligatory cookie, what gives?

You don't need a cookie, your internet ego is big enough as it is
[small]I kid![/small]

 

[DuplicateValue]

I feel everyone else has covered things, so all I have to say to you is "Hello and welcome and all that..."

May your stay be long - but only if you deserve it.


Edit: I can't believe I forgot your welcome cookie!

Spoiler: Slightly damaged, but oh so very tasty.

 

[SteakHeart]

Keeping with the speech trend...

Our so called "leaders" have prostituted us to the trolls. They took out honor, our lives, our economies...

Yeah, that's all I can remember. All you really need to know is this: respect the mods, and you shall be safe. Welcome to hell The Escapist.

 

[The Hairminator]

I feel everyone else has covered things, so all I have to say to you is "Hello and welcome and all that..."

May your stay be long - but only if you deserve it.

You forgot to give a cookie.
Shame on you!

 

[DuplicateValue]

I feel everyone else has covered things, so all I have to say to you is "Hello and welcome and all that..."

May your stay be long - but only if you deserve it.

You forgot to give a cookie.
Shame on you!

Oh how rude of me, I'm off to edit it now.
I'm so ashamed.

 

[CompanionCube]

Here it is

I am Pimppeter2, and I am here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? "No" Says the man at Ebay, "it belongs to the poor". "No" says the Man at religioustolerance.org, "it belongs to God". "No" says the man at Youtube, "it belongs to everyone". I rejected those answers. Instead; I chose something different. I chose the Impossible. I chose. The Escapist. With a forum where the opinionated would not fear the censor (within reason), where the Moderators would not be bound by petty morality, where the Gone Gonzo would not be constrained by the troll. And with the ache of your fingers (and perhaps a new keyboard), The Escapist can be yours as well...

Is this the Escapist internetational oath?

 

[Pimppeter2]

Here it is

I am Pimppeter2, and I am here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? "No" Says the man at Ebay, "it belongs to the poor". "No" says the Man at religioustolerance.org, "it belongs to God". "No" says the man at Youtube, "it belongs to everyone". I rejected those answers. Instead; I chose something different. I chose the Impossible. I chose. The Escapist. With a forum where the opinionated would not fear the censor (within reason), where the Moderators would not be bound by petty morality, where the Gone Gonzo would not be constrained by the troll. And with the ache of your fingers (and perhaps a new keyboard), The Escapist can be yours as well...

Is this the Escapist internetational oath?

Its just one of many welcome speeches that are frequently used

 

[The Hairminator]

I feel everyone else has covered things, so all I have to say to you is "Hello and welcome and all that..."

May your stay be long - but only if you deserve it.


Edit: I can't believe I forgot your welcome cookie!

Spoiler: Slightly damaged, but oh so very tasty.

Oh gawd the cookie... THE COOKIE..Well played.

 

[RavingPenguin]

As for the former, I'll get quite psycho if it's bashed, which it is. I am not alone in that.

I'm sure at least 100 members would come to help, Anime does have the second biggest user group of the site.

OT: Howdy OP, and welcome to The Escapist. Stay in line and all will be enoyable.

 

[open trap]

I love how a "im new here" thread starts randome conversations completly off topic. I should start a "I was new here" thread. (To the grammer nazies, Im working on it see)

 

[The Hairminator]

I love how a "im new here" thread starts randome conversations completly off topic. I should start a "I was new here" thread. (To the grammer nazies, I working on it see)

Pfft, would never work, since you aren't new, and that would be TROLLING. :,D

 

[DuplicateValue]

I feel everyone else has covered things, so all I have to say to you is "Hello and welcome and all that..."

May your stay be long - but only if you deserve it.


Edit: I can't believe I forgot your welcome cookie!

Spoiler: Slightly damaged, but oh so very tasty.

Oh gawd the cookie... THE COOKIE..Well played.

I try.

I'm so hungry right now. Damn image search.

 

[open trap]

I love how a "im new here" thread starts randome conversations completly off topic. I should start a "I was new here" thread. (To the grammer nazies, I working on it see)

Pfft, would never work, since you aren't new, and that would be TROLLING. :,D

But you see, it is gonna be an "I WAS new here" thread so it would work

 

[The Hairminator]

I feel everyone else has covered things, so all I have to say to you is "Hello and welcome and all that..."

May your stay be long - but only if you deserve it.


Edit: I can't believe I forgot your welcome cookie!

Spoiler: Slightly damaged, but oh so very tasty.

Oh gawd the cookie... THE COOKIE..Well played.

I try.

I'm so hungry right now. Damn image search.

Must... Resist... Biting.. Screen!

 

['-_-]

Hello, welcome to the Escapist!

 

[The Hairminator]

I love how a "im new here" thread starts randome conversations completly off topic. I should start a "I was new here" thread. (To the grammer nazies, I working on it see)

Pfft, would never work, since you aren't new, and that would be TROLLING. :,D

But you see, it is gonna be an "I WAS new here" thread so it would work

Awesome Idea. If the thread took off it would be oh so random