Ultimate Barfight: Escapist Edition -Anyone can join the violence!-

[Pimppeter2]

Its one of those dark and gloomy nights in the bar. Various sketchy characters that frequent the bar have seemed on the edge recently. Pimp sits back in his usual corner, watching as a series of unfortunate events occur.

A drunkard stumbles in, and before the bouncer can do anything, hes hit in the face with a bottle and knocked out cold, and the ultimate barfight begins anew.

Spoiler: The game and the rules

Sokay.

You play as yourself, as your engrossed into this gigantic barfight.

You can do anything you want, its completely free, and anyone can join.

The only rule is that the bar itself cannot be destroyed completely.

You can attack anyone who joins the game!

From magics, to guns, to explosives, use anything to kill your fellow escapees in the ULTIMATE BARFIGHT

 

[CounterAttack]

Raven Sanderson pulls out a Staff of the Deepest Freeze and zaps Pimp in the face with an icicle spear.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Mr.Mudkip uses a Kamehameha on Raven!

 

[DeleteThisPlease]

...
-The silent protagonist is sitting at the bar, enjoying a nice pint of beer and a sandwich-

 

[TheSentinel]

The silent protagonist is mauled by a sabre-tooth tiger.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

GUM GUM GEAR 2! JET GATTLING GUN! *Punches shoot right through Sentinel's body 5 at a time even though I only have two arms.*

 

[CounterAttack]

Raven respawns behind the bar, throws a PokeBall to the floor in front of him, and commands his Sceptile to use Leaf Blade on the Mudkip.

 

[Berethond]

I shoot a laser out of my eye at Fury is Me.

 

[DeleteThisPlease]

-The silent protagonist stands up, now looking a bit annoyed, and unleashes a powerful lighting spell at everyone in the bar-

 

[CounterAttack]

Silent Protagonist used Thunder! It's not very effective...
Sceptile used Giga Drain!

 

[Fury Is Me.]

GUM GUM GEAR THREE! GIGANTO RIFLE! *Inflates hand, fills empty space in hand with some rubber material inside body, Arm is not sold, twists arm 50 times, fires and crushes Berethond.* Or better yet, here's a video.

 

[DeleteThisPlease]

-The silent protagonist slips up behind Fury and stabs him though with his katana. Critical Hit-

 

[Fury Is Me.]

*Whistles, Zoro slices through the wall of the bar and cuts Gunlocker in half.*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

BT is just sitting. But when Fury gets close, he smashes his bottle of whiskey of Fury's head.

 

[CounterAttack]

CA sneaks up behind BT and backstabs him, then cloaks and hides somewhere in the bar.

 

[Crayzor]

Crayzor walks over and smacks CA in the back with a pool cue.

 

[X L e G i T X]

I put on my prot (paladin ftw) tier 10, sit back, and laugh.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I laugh louder and pump my legs and rubber goes down and up into my body and I begin to emit steam, then I proceed to kick your ass at hypersonic speed.

 

[CounterAttack]

CA respawns behind Legit, rips off any headgear he may be wearing and slashes his throat.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

I start beating the shit out of CA with the magical hammer of Zhor.