Ultimate Barfight: Escapist Edition -Anyone can join the violence!-

[Heart of Darkness]

"No, dummy! You need to beat the flames out! You can't rely on a deity to save you!" HoD yells as he tries to beat out Waffles's flames with the softball bat.

EDIT: OOC: ...

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"No I said Chu-OH MY SCIENCE! THAT DOESN'T HELP AT ALL!" Waffles while rolling faster then got hit with a softball bat. "OW!" Waffles flames slowly dispersed

 

[Heart of Darkness]

"Beat out the flames!" HoD continues with the softball bat onslaught on Waffles.

 

[(Insert name hear)]

Helps beat Waffles with a bat..... MADE OUT OF MAHOGANY! "I like being helpful." I say while doing this.

 

[Shemming]

beats waffles flames out entireley only using 3 fingers and a cabbage
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[Safe in the Dark]

PF walks in and begins talking "I like an escalator man....Because an escalator can never break down.It can only become stairs...They'red be no sign sayin 'Escalator temporarily out of order' just a sign saying 'Escalator temporarily stairs,Sorry for the convience.'

 

[Shemming]

@PF that gives me an idea *replaces all the stairs in the bar with escalators*, before stealing the drinks back from HoD and returning to the attic, and then reversing the escalator.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

HoD turns away from pummeling Waffles, and looks at shemming. "Uh, you do know all the liquid from the drinks are on fire, right? And you are aware that you just stole away with fire, right?"

 

[(Insert name hear)]

"Shhhhhh,don't tell him that!" I say "Let him find out the fun way."

 

[Pimppeter2]

Pimp takes his cane and smashes in Helps teeth. The bar fight regains momentum.

 

[Nouw]

Out of nowhere Nouw comes in and throws a Strawberry Pie at the Pimp while pulling out his M1 Carbine.

 

[nuba km]

nuba came out of no where riding a flaming boar 'FOR MIND FUCKS' he then start cutting up people in the bar with a pancake.

 

[Nouw]

After watching his hand chopped off, Nouw attaches a chainsaw on it, yells out 'groovy' and proceeds to chop the pancake.

 

[nuba km]

as the pancake is chopped in half robot unicorns burst out of it with a trail of blood behind them, nuba slaps nouw in the face 'you stood me up!'

 

[Nouw]

"Honey you got real ugly" Nouw mutters before rocking out to 'Peace Sells but who's buying' with the most badass and powerful Heavy Metal band in the Galaxy.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH SELLS! BUT WHO'S FIGHTING??????????

 

[Pimppeter2]

Pimp steals all of nouw's pies and eats em.

 

[Nouw]

Nouw looks in disbelief and charges angrily with chainsaw in action.