Ultimate Barfight: Escapist Edition -Anyone can join the violence!-

[SPCF]

*Pees on all (insert name hear)'s wounds*

 

[Shemming]

i get the giantmutantzombierobotlazerfiringchicken[sup]tm[/sup] to repeatedly tee-bag (insertnamehear) whilest i enjoy a drink and some small talk

 

[SPCF]

Has small talk with shemming.

 

[(Insert name hear)]

Gets better and fires his lazer at the giantmutantzombierobotlazerfiringchicken's happy area.

 

[Shemming]

@SPCF "so hows your day been?"

in the backround giantmutantzombierobotlazerfiringchicken[sup]tm[/sup] starts firing lazers at PF and nouw

 

[Nouw]

I return as an Inquisitor. I Exterminatus the place and everything dies including me.

 

[Shemming]

@nouw actualy the bar is inviceble so it protects us, however i push you outside the bar to get killed by your own orbital bombardment.

 

[SPCF]

The bar has to be intact, doesn't it? XD
"Fine. I see your giantmutantzombierobotlazerfiringchickem has gotten better in the art of teabagging"

 

[Lionsfan]

I let Cthulhu loose on any people around me

 

[(Insert name hear)]

Drags himself to the bartender and asks for a glass of milk.

 

[Shemming]

"yes its actualy a great pet really very loyal, and it fries any one i dislkie XD"

the giantmutantzombierobotlazerfiringchicken[sup]tm[/sup] proves me right.

 

[Safe in the Dark]

I have assumed direct control.

 

[(Insert name hear)]

Gets his milk, drinks it, then looks at Psychotic and says "I freaked your mind remember?"

 

[Shemming]

The giantmutantzombierobotlazerfiringchicken[sup]tm[/sup] disagree's fights of PF's control, only to sit down and start drinking.

 

[Safe in the Dark]

I have no mind to freak.

 

[Shemming]

I start to set fire to people with a flamethrower

"things just" *puts on glasses* "heated up"

 

[SPCF]

Forces Criss the Angel to come in and show PF what Mindfreaking's all about...

 

[Shemming]

sets SPCF on fire, then feed him to the giantmutantzombierobotlazerfiringchicken[sup]tm[/sup]

 

[(Insert name hear)]

"The giantmutantzombierobotlazerfiringchicken seems to think otherwise." I say, while asking for more milk.

 

[Shemming]

@(insetnamehear) the giantmutantzombierobotlazerfiringchicken[sup]tm[/sup] is offended that you forgot its [sup]tm[/sup] it turns to face you.......then steals your milk and runs of with it.