Ultimate Barfight: Escapist Edition -Anyone can join the violence!-

[Shemming]

I shrug of PF's petty objection and shoot at him with my minigun.

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Objects the bullets and they fall to the floor

 

[Shemming]

@PF "object this" *fires missle at PF*

 

[Safe in the Dark]

"Gladly.....OBJECTION!" The missiles fly back towards shemming

 

[Shemming]

i use my voice recording of PF'S objection to object the missle back towards PF.

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Uses Stone Wera's unconcious clown body as a Meat shield again

 

[Shemming]

my drunkengiantmutantzombierobotlazerfiringchicken[sup]tm[/sup] returns to attack PF your objections mean nothing to a drunkengiantmutantzombierobotlazerfiringchicken[sup]tm[/sup] as it is so dam awesome.

i then sit atop my drunkengiantmutantzombierobotlazerfiringchicken[sup]tm[/sup] a shoot lightning at people.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

HoD casts Wall on himself, reflecting the lightning back to shemming.

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Dodges the attack sits behind the bar and begins to drink

 

[Heart of Darkness]

HoD turns on PF. "No!" he yells. "You've had enough to drink! You stop!"

 

[Safe in the Dark]

"Objection,I haven't had enough!"I say slobberingly drunk,then I put on a top hat and cane and begin to sing and dance "Wednesday, time for Alchemy,I'm buried behind the gallery,Wednesday time for alchemy! So come in and have a pint,there's a hideous clown named Mike!" I continue singing and dancing barely able to stand.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

HoD facepalms while sighing sadly, and reaches for one of the decorative oars on the bar's walls. He walks up behind PF, and clocks him soundly upside the head with the oar.

 

[Safe in the Dark]

"Your mind games won't work on me Grandad!" I shout patting the bump on my head and running into the cellar to continue my drinking.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

HoD drops the oar to the ground. "Shame, I thought for sure that that'd knock him out. Oh well. Guess I'm going with the heavier artillery." HoD pulls a 46", titanium-core, 60-oz. softball bat out from behind the counter, and he follows PF down into the basement. "Hey, come on out here...I have more whiskey for youuuuu~!" he sings, priming the bat and hoping to hell that the darkness will keep his intentions hidden.

 

[Safe in the Dark]

I lep out from above the doorway dressed as batman and drunkenly get HoD in a sleeper hold and whisper "You know whats for dinner?" "JUSTICE!"

 

[Heart of Darkness]

HoD struggles against PF's grip, and starts to randomly fire off the bat in PF's direction. Whether or not it was hitting him, or hitting himself, HoD didn't know.

 

[Safe in the Dark]

I continue the sleeper hold ignoring the pain in this drunken state "Wheres Robin?...You killed him didn't you Catwoman?" I say in my drunken Batman hallucination

 

[Heart of Darkness]

"Catwoman! I'm clearly a man!" HoD yells, now throwing the bat with much more force. "And let me go! I AM Robin!"

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Lets HoD go "Robin,Thank goodness you're okay...Where'd Catwoman go?"

 

[Heart of Darkness]

"Well, I'm afraid that you're Catwoman."