Ultimate Barfight: Escapist Edition -Anyone can join the violence!-

[Stone Wera]

I rip Hitler's mustache off and shove it down his throat. I then poke his eyes out and scream,
"ENOUGH WITH THESE GODDAMN FOALTING HEADS!!"

 

[Stone Wera]

I then realize what is happening and eat myself to prevent the horrible fate I would've otherwise met.

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Stone Wera eating himself creates a time paradox in which everyone in the bar is Hitler

 

[AgDr_ODST]

"Was im Namen aller, die unheilige ist gerade geschehen?"
^ translated:What in the name of all that is unholy just happened? the Hitler that only moments ago was Jenny shouts

 

[Safe in the Dark]

"Die fucking Clown machte eine Zeit-Paradoxon."
Translation: The Effin clown made a time paradox. I shout

 

[AgDr_ODST]

"thats auch einfach toll, wie soll ich anziehen Kunden jetzt bin?"
translation: well thats just great, how am I supposed to attract customers now? Henny screams angrily in german

 

[Nouw]

I'm back! I analyze the situation.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I kill Nouw before he can finish his analysis.

 

[Nouw]

How? I am a Grey Knight. Can you kill of those?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Indeed I can. *Proceeds to do so*

 

[Nouw]

I raise my massive blade and stab the attacker in the belly and pour out its innards

 

[Fury Is Me.]

My guts get spilled. I then come back and strangle Nouw with my entrails.

 

[Nouw]

I punch the attacker by the throat and slice his head off.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I FALCON PUNCH Nouw in the face.

 

[Nouw]

My face is slightly tattered. I slice all of his limbs off and blast his chest

 

[RockyH]

As I come back in from the bars toilets, minigun in arms, I open fire on Nouw while screaming 'Don't Touch My Camels!'

 

[AgDr_ODST]

before calling a super dogcatcher in to take him away I poke RockyH's camels. Then I cut Nouw's head off with the butter knife of ultimate slicing

 

[Nouw]

I respawn as The Heavy, I blast away everything in the room

 

[Shemming]

i throw a poisoned sandvich at the Heavy thus defeating him.

i steal his gun and begin shooting stuff.

 

[Safe in the Dark]

I reappear dressed as Phoenix Wright ace atorney and begin shouting "OBJECTION!"