Ultimate Barfight: Escapist Edition -Anyone can join the violence!-

[pSY'oniK]

As HE busts into flames, because of the obvious high alcohol percentage in his bloodstream, HE quickly runs towards the tomato bartender and asks for a B52. Finishing his beverage HE begins swiftly rolling on the floor, but not in a rofl kind of way, more like STOP DROP ROLL kind of way.
Half burned to crisp he throws a stabbing kitteh at shemming. This highly elusive animal is considered to be as cute as it is deadly. Their front paws shining with the horror which is about to be instilled O_O
*STAB STAB STAB*

 

[Shemming]

Each piece of exploded giant mutant chicken[sup]tm[/sup] regrows into smaller giant mutant chicken[sup]tm[/sup]'s which swarm over PF and begin a slow pecking death....

i sit and have a drink whilst listening to my swarm of chickens devour somone alive, tis music to my ears.

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Fights them all off slowly with only a bottle of Vodka and large boxing gloves "All of you are DEAD!"

 

[Shemming]

The giant mutant chicken[sup]tm[/sup]'s cluck a resounding no before regenerating again and then begin lazer eyeing all the bar fighters near bye, one picks up PsychoticForesight and flys him back into the furnace were the rest of the giant mutant chicken[sup]tm[/sup] race is waiting.

 

[Stone Wera]

I reach for my cell phone with my broken arm, and dial an old friend... 2 minutes later a 20 foot tall Colonel Sanders bot comes crashing through the ceiling. Operated by a regualar sized Colonel Sanders. He tosses me a bottle of whiskey from the bar to soothe the pain of the several broken bones I have...
AND THE BATTLE OF THE CENTURY BEGINS! The Sanders Bot grabs the Giant Mutant Chicken[sup]tm[/sup] by the neck and throws him outside where the battle spills out into streets.
(the ceiling also magically regenates because the bar can't be destroyed)

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Pulls out a communicator and calls my personal security force within minutes furnace land is filled with fighting between clone troopers,ninja and the Giant mutant chickens[sup]tm[/sup],I lead the charge with a lightsaber.

 

[Shemming]

i subtly shut the door to furnace land and then watch the fight through my hidden cameras, before posting it on you-tube and getting 13,867 hits in 2 minutes.

then i call in an EMP from a pocket detonator and destroy the colenol sanders bot.

 

[Stone Wera]

Pulls out a communicator and calls my personal security force within minutes furnace land is filled with fighting between clone troopers,ninja and the Giant mutant chickens,I lead the charge with a lightsaber.

Giant Mutant Chickens[sup]TM[/sup]

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Pulls out a communicator and calls my personal security force within minutes furnace land is filled with fighting between clone troopers,ninja and the Giant mutant chickens,I lead the charge with a lightsaber.

Giant Mutant Chickens[sup]TM[/sup]

I play by no ones trademark

 

[Shemming]

how are you talking to each other! i sealed the entrance to that dimension 2 posts ago

 

[Stone Wera]

Colonel Sanders steps out of the giant robot slathered in barbecue sauce and strapped with explosives. The temptation is too great for the Giant Mutant Chicken[sub]TM[/sub] to handle, he gobbles down the colonel whole. His last thought was "Irony tastes delicous." Before he is blown to an 8 piece basket from the inside. The little ophan children enjoy the meal greatly.

 

[Stone Wera]

how are you talking to each other! i sealed the entrance to that dimension 2 posts ago

Pay phone.

 

[Shemming]

i hit the pay phone with a hammer.

then the chicken combines with the dead sanders bot and creates a giant mutant zombie robot lazer firing chicken[sup]tm[/sup]

 

[Safe in the Dark]

The clones,and ninjas are locked in a stalemate,then the transformers come and start BBQing the chicken

 

[Shemming]

The giantmutantzombierobotlazerfiringchicken[sup]tm[/sup] easily fends of the transformers however it drinks from a lying around bottle and gets drunk the drunkengiantmutantzombierobotlazerfiringchicken[sup]tm[/sup] begins drunkenly stumbling around before settling to t-bag the dead colonel sanders.

 

[Safe in the Dark]

I use the force to choke the drunkengiantmutantzombierobotlazerfiringchicken to death.

 

[Stone Wera]

Ninjas... They come to devour the chickens.

 

[Shemming]

how your stuck in the furnace dimension and you cant because you didnt put a tm so he is indestructible!!!!!

in the bar i pick up a stool and hit someone

 

[Stone Wera]

AHA! The trade mark is the weakness! I stab the D.G.M.Z.R.L.F.C.[SUP]TM TM TM TM TM TM TM[/SUP] In the heart.

 

[Shemming]

No fool there only weakness is drunkengiantmutantzombierobotlazerfiringchickens[sup]tm[/sup]-anite, radioactive chuncks from there home demension-how did you not find this obvious weakness?

oh-oh i think i monolouged a bit did i?