Ultimate Barfight: Escapist Edition -Anyone can join the violence!-

[AgDr_ODST]

Jenny is confused but pissed over what happened to her turrets. After respawning she jumps onto the bar and shoots the head off of the man pointing the gun at Aman' before shooting him in the knee for destroying her guns. "What in the hell was that all about. My turrets weren't even attacking you"

 

[IxionIndustries]

As the bullets go flying by his head... And his knee, Aman'Nevar looks around, puzzled.

"Ah, but when you are dealing with a random brawl, you never know who might try to kill you.." he said, as his gaping wound spewed acidic blood over the floor, which glowed a pale blue.

"Fortunately for the both of us, I am immortal. If I were to die, this entire area would be far more mangled with chaotic energy than a broken microwave."

He pulls the bullet out of his knee, and twists it into the form of a turret. Then, as he dips it in his blood, it splits into four of them, and he places each back where the others were.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

HoD emerges from the basement, sword in hand (and stab wound still not yet healed), and chucks the decorative sword at Zirat's head. He then dashes to the bar, and kicks out the legs from Jenny's barstool. "How dare you give out free drinks!" he yells, jumping over the polished wood. "Do you seek to undermine this bar's performance and unleash these lunatics out onto the street?! Dear ma'am, let's keep the bar in business so none of us destroy the city!" And with that, he turns to polishing several of the shot glasses.

 

[Stone Wera]

I stop polishing my Nobel Prize and run through the bar doors to find an even stranger scene than when they made me Clown Jesus. I run towards HoD and begin smacking him over the head with my Nobel Prize (the thing was an eyesore anyways). I kick him in the stomach and turn my attention to the basement... Why do people previously killed keep coming back from there?... Why does it smell like mothballs and shit?... The only logical way to find out is by going down there, FOR SCIENCE! I jump down into the darkness and hope I'm don't get killed in there.

 

[Shemming]

Shemming decends into the bar-"what did i miss?"

*punches Stone Wera*

 

[Stone Wera]

In the basement with my new black eye find no scientific discoveries... Just a shitty old basement/new place to fight. I grab a length of rope and fashion it into a lasso. I grab Shemming and pull him down the stairs, making sure he hits all of them.

 

[Shemming]

I grap Stone Wera's lasso he was using and use it to slam him into the roof then floor repeatedly.

 

[Stone Wera]

After the smashing ceases I run up to Shemming when his back is turned and tackle him into the furnace. Where I am suprised to find is not firey death, but the real discovery. There is a land of pandas and honey, where little white bunnies are floating everywhere... There are also 20 foot tall chickens attacking us.

 

[Safe in the Dark]

I run into the place Stone Wera has dicovered and start a Nuclear holocaust

 

[Stone Wera]

I exit the furnace with my ass somehow intact. I lasso a bottle of whiskey from off the bar and proceed to drink up. Having witnessed what I witnessed I needed a drink.

 

[Safe in the Dark]

I exit the furnace in a Dictator outfit with a grim look on my face, sit at the bar and order a large amount of Vodka, and Makhorka.

 

[Zirat]

The sword thrown at me bounces off my helmet and I turn around and pick up PsychoticForesight then use him as a club to beat HoD's head in

 

[Safe in the Dark]

"Form of a blunt object! Shape of a baseball bat!"Transforms into a baseball bat

 

[Stone Wera]

Forget that. I kick Shemming in the knee!

 

[AgDr_ODST]

being a the jerk that I am I send Bill and Ted down into the basement to kick the shit out of Stone Wera for stealing a bottle of whiskey from the bar

 

[Shemming]

I come out of the furnace riding one of the twenty foot chickens, which has mutated to fire lazers from its eyes and begin crushing combatants-espicialy Stone Wera.

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Puts the dictator costume back on and shouts loudly in a thick Russian accent while running towards the Giant Chicken with an axe in hand "I THOUGHT I KILL YOU ALL!!! TIME TO FIX GOD'S MISTAKE OF NATURE!" Chops the neck in half

 

[pSY'oniK]

*increases speed of spining helicopter blades thus killing the kitteh*

As he (from here on out known as "HE") wakes up from the smash to the head previously delivered, starts wailing his magic wand around and yelling - DIE DIE DIE... slowly realizing that this might be considered as an offense, public nudity is still not accepted in bars, he slowly sheats his magic wand.
As HE touched his long kewl looking jacked HE does realize the fact that it appears to be wet.. HE curses a couple of times but slowly comes to realize the fact that its all just blood and no alcohol from his bottle has been spilled. As HE finishes his beer he smashes shemming with it and kicks, the now face-down lying, Stone Wera O_O

 

[Shemming]

My mutant giant chicken[sup]tm[/sup] regrows its head before taking revenge for the slaughter of its speciecs on PF by cooking him with lazer eyes then eating him, it also clucks somthing which sounds like a one-liner.

i throw moltov cocktails at pSY'oniK intil he stops bothering me/dies (delete inapproprite)

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Uses a grenade inside the chicken to blow it up and escape