Ultimate Barfight: Escapist Edition -Anyone can join the violence!-

[IxionIndustries]

Anam'Nevar hears this, and grins. He waves his hand at HoD wreathing him in a blue glow, and turning *him* into a cow as well.

Anam'Nevar is then unexpectedly attacked by a horde of party hats that have a taste for toes.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

HoD gets smacked in the face with a crowbar, and then is suddenly transformed into a cow. But he got better really quickly, and changed the bar from a wooden establishment to one entirely made of ice.

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Transforms into carbon monoxide and slowly poisons the enttire room

 

[Zirat]

"Well that's just silly" I say as i go pick up my crowbar and look around confused at the state of affairs of what just happened.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

HoD turns on the ventilation fan, sucking PF out of the room.

 

[IxionIndustries]

Aman'Nevar coats the entire bar in a blue glow of Metathaumic radiation, and shifts it back to normal, including the air. Then he burns the party hats with blue fire.

Hat appears behind him with a briefcase, and stuffs Aman'Nevar into it. The briefcase sprouts legs, and walks out the door.

Then, with an unexpected wave of his hand, Hat summons 10 lawyers, each with briefcases that are covered with stickers, labels, and post-it notes. They seem to be stuffed to the brim, and who knows what they might hold?

 

[Safe in the Dark]

I return back in blue Hedgehog form and continue what I started crucifying Stone Wera's unconcious clown body to the northern wall

 

[Zirat]

I go over the fireplace and pull the swords down off the mantle, I toss one to HoD and say
"Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a shish kebab!" as I make a stabbing motion towards him

 

[Safe in the Dark]

"Praise Stone Wera our unconcious rainbow puking clown Messiah."I say kneeling before my handiwork

 

[IxionIndustries]

One by one, the lawyers open their briefcases. The first holds flowers. The second holds puppies. The third, holds inactive grenades. The fourth holds loud-mouthed mimes. And the fifth holds Macho Man Randy Savage.

The other 5 lawyers walk away, into the walls.

 

[Stone Wera]

I wake up to find I've been crucified... Thinking quickly I shout "Hey, Ma! Look at me, I'm Jesus!" I die from the massive amount of blood loss, and rise from the dead several days later. I then go on to write a book and win a Nobel Prize for literature. A few years later I remember that I never finished that bar fight.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I also was enjoying myself before Stone Wera showed up. but I also can play his game, he's now ignored by me

 

[Safe in the Dark]

"I have crucified the clown!"I shout in a slightly insane tone....."Stone Wera is no more!"

 

[Zirat]

I walk over and stab Psychotic through the head and throw him into the fireplace "You all saw it, he was crazy he needed to be put down" I say as I go back to the bar to get a drink

 

[IxionIndustries]

One of the mimes takes a grenade, pulls the pin, and shoves it in a puppy. He then proceeds to throw the puppy at Stone Wera, all the while grinning with the eerie silence that comes with mimes.

Randy Savage attacks PsychoticForesight for calling him a clown.

A flower stands up, and realizing that this isn't Candyland, sets itself on fire. Flowers are very religious, you know.

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Ressurects and is now shining "I am Jeezus!"

 

[Stone Wera]

I run up to PsychoticForesight I smash a bottle in his eyes. You've never even been crucified... Poser.

 

[Safe in the Dark]

The eyes reform and horns grow out of my head,the shinyness disappears,"I had a spike rammed into my head and I was cast into a fire."

 

[Zirat]

"Yes and it's about to happen again" I say, and then do.