Ultimate Barfight: Escapist Edition -Anyone can join the violence!-
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Instantly, the beast twists into a puddle of some kind of ooze, and slithers away, re-emerging as itself once more.
"I'm afraid it is you who must say 'bye'.."
"I'm afraid it is you who must say 'bye'.."
I was having fun before AgDr ODST showed up.
I click on the envelope beside his name and look through the short list until I find the red X that says "Ignore". Breaking the Fourth Wall and therefore summoning the gnomes that keep the space time continuum together. They realize that this is a bar and that there is a cute puppy over in the corner and quickly forget they came here to kill me and to un-ignore AgDr. After a few drinks they return to their own dimension.
AgDr ODST remains dead to me, and I catch and throw one of Shemming's water baloons back at him.
I click on the envelope beside his name and look through the short list until I find the red X that says "Ignore". Breaking the Fourth Wall and therefore summoning the gnomes that keep the space time continuum together. They realize that this is a bar and that there is a cute puppy over in the corner and quickly forget they came here to kill me and to un-ignore AgDr. After a few drinks they return to their own dimension.
AgDr ODST remains dead to me, and I catch and throw one of Shemming's water baloons back at him.
I sit down on a barstool and order a large sasparilla and a chili-dog,oblivious to all the combat.
As he entered the bar, he looked at the carnage... it was .... just brutal... poor defenseless tomatoes sitting scared in corners looking at huge redish stains on the floor and on the ceiling, which used to be close ones.... The stench of cheap alcohol is almost to much to bear, but he quickly realizes that's how he usually smells...
Silently he walks towards the, still lively fight, between a bluish hedgehog and the swisss cheezed Stone Wera and begins his actions of violence... first, he quotes passages from the great book of drunkards (+10 to all dmg after usage of a half broken bottle to subdue the non-believer) and then he goes on and orders another round from one of the, still alive but injured, tomato bartenders ~_~
All of this while lookin seriously cool in a soon-to-become-rapist kind of way >_>
Silently he walks towards the, still lively fight, between a bluish hedgehog and the swisss cheezed Stone Wera and begins his actions of violence... first, he quotes passages from the great book of drunkards (+10 to all dmg after usage of a half broken bottle to subdue the non-believer) and then he goes on and orders another round from one of the, still alive but injured, tomato bartenders ~_~
All of this while lookin seriously cool in a soon-to-become-rapist kind of way >_>
I rush to my car and open the glove box, where I keep a medical kit for just such emergencies. I break it open and begin to apply band aids like mad. Realizing the futility of this I blame PsychoticForesight and proceed to go apeshit on him.
Walks into the bar, looks around. Slips in-between the brawl to the bar, and procedes to start looting the cash register.
breaks out of the cubbard howling and runs toward the cash register ignoring the people chasing him "Are you looting?"
I yell 'For the Queen!' pull out my duel longswords cast flare(UNFORGOTTEN REALMS!) on psycoticforesight blinding him run up, stab them in the chest with my left sword and lops there head of with the right on. Then 'KAMIHAMIHA!'... Do I win?