Ultimate Barfight: Escapist Edition -Anyone can join the violence!-
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Oh, believe me.. Anam'Nevar is possibly one of the creepiest characters I've ever made..Stone Wera said:
The hell-donkey just standing in the center of the room rips in two, as the crow-heade man tears himself from it's body.
He then proceeds to buy a Dr. Pepper, and chillax.
But, unexpectantly, a third unicorn comes barging in; It eats of the barstools, barfs up a party hat, and melts into a pile of fluff.
I walk in, see what is unfolding, pick up Mr. Mudkip and throw him at Heart of Darkness. I then back into a wall, pull out a police baton, and wait for people to come at me.
HoD catches Mr. Mudkip in a Great Ball, and proceeds to launch a high-speed volley of marshmallows at everyone in the bar.
While the crow-headed stranger bends over to pick up the ominous party hat, he is suddenly bombarded by marshmallows..
..Which he transforms into acidic slugs, and tosses them back at HoD.
..Which he transforms into acidic slugs, and tosses them back at HoD.
HoD retransforms the slugs into bottles of white phosphorous in mineral oil, and smacks them back at the stranger using his tennis racket. As they land, the bottles shatter, exposing the phosphorous to the atmosphere, prompting them to spontaneously combust.
He then proceeds to light blue fire in his hands, and ignites the phosphorus, causing the entire bar to explode.
The therianthrope then walks away from the explosion towards a movie camera, and the footage goes on to production as a movie written by Michael Bay.
...Oh, and unicorns.
The therianthrope then walks away from the explosion towards a movie camera, and the footage goes on to production as a movie written by Michael Bay.
...Oh, and unicorns.
The bar remains somehow intact and,I,broken,on fire and in pain proceed to crucify Stone Wera to the Wall
HoD latches onto PF's arms after the punch, and ties them together. He then opens a rift to the first dimension and sends the stranger through it.
Then, unexpectedly, a party hat drops on the ground beside him.
In a vortex of feathers, the party hat morphs into Hat, the vulture-headed God of Unexpected Guests, holding Anam'Nevar, The Raven-headed God of Mana by the neck.
Anam'Nevar breaks free of the chokehold by turning himself into a fine blue mist, and drifting out of Hat's grasp.
Hat then proceeds to unexpectedly pull a mace out of nothing, and swing it at Aman'Nevar's skull when he materializes.
In a vortex of feathers, the party hat morphs into Hat, the vulture-headed God of Unexpected Guests, holding Anam'Nevar, The Raven-headed God of Mana by the neck.
Anam'Nevar breaks free of the chokehold by turning himself into a fine blue mist, and drifting out of Hat's grasp.
Hat then proceeds to unexpectedly pull a mace out of nothing, and swing it at Aman'Nevar's skull when he materializes.
HoD sits behind the bar and makes popcorn, settling down to watch Ixion literally beat himself up.
While being beaten I mumble quietly."Don't make me angry....you wouldn't like me....when I'm angry...."
Anam'Nevar turns PsychoticForesight into a cow, in a transformation that takes almost an hour, and causes excrutiating pain.
Then, Hat is knocked aside by a torrent of acidic blood that comes from one of Anam'Nevar's tumors on his shoulder.
Then, Hat is knocked aside by a torrent of acidic blood that comes from one of Anam'Nevar's tumors on his shoulder.