Ultimate Barfight: Escapist Edition -Anyone can join the violence!-

[IxionIndustries]

Unexpectedly, a bird lands on PsychoticForesight's newly *found* horn, and takes a nice, relaxing..... Shit.

Then it flies away.

Hat sits in the corner and laughs.

 

[Nouw]

I'm back! Me in my Grey Knight Form [http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs11/i/2006/201/7/7/Grey_Knight_by_CursedChaos.jpg] returns and attempt to regain control

 

[Safe in the Dark]

"No matter,This will all come to pass when you all realize I'm just two midgets standing on top of eachother in an overcoat."

 

[Nouw]

I look in the bar and locate all immediate threats.

"FOR THE EMPEROR"

 

[Zirat]

Seeing a giant Grey Knight rushing at me screaming praises to the emperor I did the only thing sensable. Run, scream, and make deals with any god willing to listen.

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Hiding under a table
@Zirat "I am somewhat a god,and despite your herecy I'm willing to listen."

 

[Zirat]

"No dice, Ill take my chances with something else." I say still running away.

 

[Nouw]

I raise my massive stormbolter and begin opening fire to Zirat

 

[Safe in the Dark]

@Zirat "The offer is still open if you want it." begins playing a golden fiddle.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

@PF you rock!!!!!
Jenny opens up a portal and returns with Bill and Ted to the present to take over thier old bartending and bouncer jobs respectively as well as to start massacrering morons.
Jennyafter giving PF a big hug and a bottle of tequila from 1888) the bar is open again boys. Now where was I? oh yes *pulls out shotgun and shoots off Nouw's clown wig*

 

[Nouw]

My clown wig? Ha ha, you're a bit too late. I am now a Grey Knight. Slayer Of Demons! I raise my massive blade and hit the table

 

[Safe in the Dark]

@AgDr_ODST "I'm glad someone thinks so." Hugs back and begins taking shots "But what exactly did I do?"

 

[Zirat]

Now hiding in the basement I continue insulting the gods until one listen
"Tzeentch! Khorn! Nurgle? You all owe me one up their so get off your demonic arses and help me kill that Grey Knight!" luckily one answered me and long story short, I was turned into one of the Death Guard. "About bloody time!" I say as I go upstairs to reclaim my honor.

Spoiler: pictorial aid!

 

[AgDr_ODST]

@PF: you killed the clown(Stone Wera) he's hardly been around since you dealt with him

 

[Safe in the Dark]

@AgDr_ODST "Well I'm glad I could be of service,It's a personal honor and duty to crucifix clowns,"

 

[AgDr_ODST]

@PF: your very much appreciated, so until HoD return free drinks for you and Zirat
@Zirat: say no more buddy!
Jenny presses a button under the bar and shout NOUW and 4 machine gun turrets all previously hidden under the bar pop up and open fire on the NOUW: knight who was once a clown

 

[Safe in the Dark]

"Theres a disturbing trend with clowns and this bar,isn't there?" I say taking multiple shots

 

[IxionIndustries]

Unexpectedly, Hat grabs a kitten and tosses it into the battle.

The kitten lands on the floor, but is then ripped in half as it turns out that it is simply Aman'Nevar in the shape of a kitten. Kitten bits go flying as he emerges from his furry shell.

 

[Zirat]

"No this is a matter I will handle myself, focus those turrets on that freaky thing that keeps exploding out of diffrent animals" I say as I approach Nouw

 

[IxionIndustries]

Aman'Nevar transforms the turrets into a swarm of metal insects that breath fire, and consumes them, releasing a huge gout of blue flame from his mouth around the general area.

Hat, seeing the unexpected arrival of his new enemy, suddenly sinks into the shadows, as a man with a briefcase springs into being behind Aman'Nevar. He pulls a gun out of said briefcase and holds it against Aman'Nevar's head.