"Dear lads, we have a traitor to the Grammatical Race!" HoD yells. "It is time to unleash our Third Grammatical Reich! For Die Fuhrer! For Spellczech!" HoD mounts the awaiting comma-tank, and fires the dreaded semi-colon at the raven-headed man.
Ultimate Barfight: Escapist Edition -Anyone can join the violence!-
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The stranger turns the periods into a swarm of menstruating women. The bar is filled with their shrill screams of agony.
HoD turns the menstruating women into a swarm of Hitler.
Twenty minutes later, a second Big Bang occurred to prevent this atrocity from existing any longer. (OOC: Well, no.)
Twenty minutes later, a second Big Bang occurred to prevent this atrocity from existing any longer. (OOC: Well, no.)
The stranger cuts open one of the lumps on his neck, and spills blood all over the floor. He then transfoms the liquid into sulfuric acid, and wipes away everything inside in a neon-green glow.
The Hitlers shout "NEIN SCHNITZEL!" and then gurgle and drown in their flourescent graves.
The Hitlers shout "NEIN SCHNITZEL!" and then gurgle and drown in their flourescent graves.
The "OFF" label on the switch was drawn in crayon. Underneath it lies bold text in Comic Sans font that says "SELF DESTRUCT".
The stranger proceeds to explode in a shower of therianthropic crow bits and acid cancer.
The stranger proceeds to explode in a shower of therianthropic crow bits and acid cancer.
HoD respawns from the explosion, missing two eyebrows. He grabs a fake moustache, cuts it in half, and uses them as prosthetic eyebrows.
The acidic mess that is eating through the wallpaper begins to re-form itself. The chunks of flesh hanging from the ceiling drop down, and bubble back into the shape of the crow-headed man.
He then proceeds to dust himself off, and licks the acid off of his skin with a tongue that appears to be over 13 foot long.
He then proceeds to dust himself off, and licks the acid off of his skin with a tongue that appears to be over 13 foot long.
The stranger cuts down the middle of his own face, and his skull rotates and shifts into a bloody re-alignment similar to a horse's. His flesh rips as fur sprouts beneath, and horns pierce out from his spine. Bleeding, oozing, and screaming, his transformation nears to a close, as instead of a strange crow-headed man, there now stands a hooven hell-beast, ready to charge.
The hell-donkey charges at Nouw, impaling him against the wall with it's horns, and then it sprouts claws from it's back, and begins to rake Nouw's armor.