Ultimate Barfight: Escapist Edition -Anyone can join the violence!-

[Stone Wera]

I run up to shemming and join the fight with a live python kept up my sleeve.

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Begins playing a very sad tune on the piano,"My manly tears,I am crying them."

 

[Shemming]

@ Stone Wera "im tired of these god damn snakes in this god damn bar!" *uses ninja skills to replace snake with a electric eel, which zaps stone wera*

 

[AgDr_ODST]

@Stone Wera: jenny opens another portal and places a lit stick of dynamite in your pocket before closing said portal and going to fist fight an outlaw in the saloon barfight that you started.
*later on*
@Heart of Darkness: I open a portal and offer to you a bottle of whiskey from 1901 then shut it

 

[Heart of Darkness]

HoD throws the electric eels at shemming, and follows up his attack with a yo-yo/napalm combo.

EDIT: HoD also accepts the whiskey from Jenny, and throws it into the fire caused by the napalm.

 

[Shemming]

after HoD grabs it the eel shocks him, stuning hom whiles i fly kick into him.

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Still playing the piano dodging bullets and bottles begins singing "So let the heartaches begin,I can't help it, I can't win.I've lost that girl for sure...Tears won't help anymore,Yes let the heartaches begin.I can't help it, I can't win,I've lost that girl for sure
Now she's gone.I can't hold back the tears anymore."

 

[Shemming]

begins small talk whilst banging HoD against a wall

 

[Omega V]

omega continues to saber duel shemming, while shifting the topic of conversation to post modern economics.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Jenny opens up a portal in the roof of the bar and she starts singing her favorite song(with Bill and Ted backing her up on instrumentals):

 

[Stone Wera]

I combine the dynamite and the eel to make an eel bomb.
Which I take back in time to the saloon in which I started a fight and drop it behind the bar. The electricity of the eel and explosive capibilities of the dynamite destroy the saloon completely. Just as I planned...

I knew that if I destoyed the bar I could build a mega resort and casino on the land where the bar used to be. I chose the past for two reasons... 1. No one would expect someone from the future to have done it. and 2. The superior technologies in my posession allow for a futuristic resort and casino that will become a tourist destination, a marvel of their primitive technology. I knew that It would be easier to sneak the bomb in if there was a distraction... a fight perhaps? And I have to commend AgDr ODST and shemming for giving me far superior bomb materials than I originally had. To show my gratitude I offer you both a free penthouse room, and bartending jobs at the CASINO OF TOMORROW!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

HoD slaps Stone Wera in the face with the OP:

Sokay.

You play as yourself, as your engrossed into this gigantic barfight.

You can do anything you want, its completely free, and anyone can join.

The only rule is that the bar itself cannot be destroyed completely.

You can attack anyone who joins the game!

From magics, to guns, to explosives, use anything to kill your fellow escapees in the ULTIMATE BARFIGHT

For his transgression, HoD shoves an angry wolverine down Stone Wera's trousers.

 

[Stone Wera]

That was a different bar. In the past.
I shove an angrier gnome with a pair of cleats down HoD's pants. For not paying attention.

EDIT: That, and it was a saloon.

 

[Zirat]

Taking the bucket off of my head I drag myself back up and find the dart board, I start taking aim and launch dart after dart at Stone Wera, 1 in the eye, 2 in the forehead, 1 on his chin, and one 1 in the groin.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

HoD doesn't care about which bar it was, and shoves a nest full of angry hornets up Stone Wera's shirt.

 

[Stone Wera]

I give HoD a biiiiiig Hornet Hug Of Death Painful Stings[sub]tm[/sub] crushing the hornet nest and further pissing off the hornets who are now white with rage.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Uh Stone the stick had a short fuse your dead pal and besides even if it had been long enough that would have been just one of hundreds of saloons that existed back then.
So to punish you for your clownidity(stupidity would be an insult to stupid people who are far smarter than you) I punch you in the kidney, rip off your clown nose before kicking you through thre portal, back to the present and shutting the portal to the past

 

[Stone Wera]

What clown nose? That was a tumor!

 

[AgDr_ODST]

in that case I make another portal appear before you and shove it down your throat before closing the portal

 

[IxionIndustries]

Hat, the God of Unexpected Guests suddenly appears unexpectedly beside you both...

....And bashes your skulls in with a trout.

Then, just as quickly as he came he disappears without a trace.