Ultimate Barfight: Escapist Edition -Anyone can join the violence!-

[RockyH]

I yell at Jenny to stop calling me noobie before throwing a grenade into her mouth, then after the explosion stabbing her remains into fine porridge.
Then eat it.

 

[Nouw]

I decide respawning is easier then getting a medic. I suicide,leaving my Paratroopers for themselves

 

[Shemming]

My zombies return and begin fighting your paratroopers, whilst i sit at the bar pretending to drink and engage in samll talk with the nearest person NOT trying to kill me.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Bill shows up, I need not say what happens to the remainder of the zombies.

I'm the person shemmingg is having small talk with.

"How're the kids?"

 

[Shemming]

@fury is me; the kids?!? you must have me confused with someone else.

*ducks random thrown bottle*

 

[Safe in the Dark]

*Walks into the bar like Norm from cheers*Hey everybody!*ducks and weaves bottles and fighting and sits down at a table*

 

[Shemming]

throws custard pie at PsychoticForesight whilest continuing small talk with Fury is me.

 

[Safe in the Dark]

catches the pie,grabs a nearby spoon and begins eating it

 

[Shemming]

The pie explodes for i hid a stick of dynamite in it!

edit: didnt see that one coming

 

[Safe in the Dark]

licks the exploded cream and starts drinking "Boy,that chef sures does make a mean pie,so how's everybody doin?"

 

[Shemming]

I follow suit and drink as well, and continue in small talk whilst ignoring the whole bar fight.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

HoD hops behind the bar again, and begins serving drinks. "Y'know, the last time we did this, Herr Pimp starting slapping people with clown shoes."

 

[Zirat]

I go and punch shemming "You dont leave the bar fight!" I then grab him, throw him on the bar and slide him down into the wall, head first

 

[Safe in the Dark]

I continue drinking and having a good time,completely oblivious to the violence around me.

 

[Shemming]

i put a bucket on Zirats head, sit him on a swivel chair and spin him round reepetedly and launch him downhill away from the bar.

i then return to small talk 'so hows your day been?' @anyone

 

[Safe in the Dark]

@Shemming "Oh my days been swell,how about yours?"I say in between drinks.

 

[Shemming]

@Psychoticforesight "mines been great" whilst ducking behind a table throwing molotov's at nearby bar fighters.

 

[Safe in the Dark]

@Shemming "Is it usually this quiet in here?"

 

[Shemming]

@PsychoticForesight " no, normaly its alot louder" *punches nearby zombie*

 

[Safe in the Dark]

@Shemming "Ah I see."takes another drink"Wanna hear a joke?"