Ultimate Barfight: Escapist Edition -Anyone can join the violence!-

[Stone Wera]

... Or is it? My spirit returns to haunt AgDr ODST for always and eternity. Eventually driving him insane, and causing him to be admitted into a mental hospital.

 

[Shemming]

I said i'll be back! shotguns nearest partispant before checking on my zombie hoard.

 

[Stone Wera]

I said i'll be back! shotguns nearest partispant before checking on my zombie hoard.

Every time I see your avatar this little ditty goes through my head. I've heard before but I don't know where.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

@Stone: in your dreams clown. I hire the Ghostbusters, they catch you and viola, problem solved YOU ARE THROUGH!!!! now let me go back to brooding.

 

[Sweetlew]

I yell "ZOMBIES!" I pull out a d20, turn undead, and roll a natural 20. Every zombie left in the bar flees in terror. That is , if the undead could feel terror.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

good chap Sweetlew, have a 30 year old burbon on the house(or whats left of it anyway)

 

[Sweetlew]

I chug the bourbon, fall over, and am summarily thrown out by the bouncers. But I'll be back.

 

[Hashime]

Hashime uses leech ray to take Pimppeter2's post count and add it to his own!

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Jenny: Bill, Ted let that bloke back in. He made the zombie problem go away

 

[Sweetlew]

Just before the bouncers reach me I turn and yell, "Now I will disappear into the mists, but I shall return when ye have the greatest need of me!" I then cast Etherealness and vanish.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Bill and Ted(as one): the big dude vanished mam, said something about the greatest of need b4 he went poof

 

[Stone Wera]

@AgDr_ODST: Well, fine. I can turn the 80s movies against you somehow... I've got it! I makeshift a time machine out of a DeLorian and some paper clips. I go back in time and convince AgDr's great great great grandmother to stab the monkey with the fork. This drastically alters the time line, imbueing me with the ability to spew rainbows and turning AgDr into a tomato. My mission accomplished before I've started (timelines and all) there is no reason to back and do this again. Thus, without my persuasion AgDr's great great great grandmother doesn't stab the monkey, and typewriters are invented.

FUCK!

 

[Nouw]

@Stone Wera, I throw a pie. The chances of that eh?

Hey its another clown!

 

[Stone Wera]

Why turn against me, my clown brethren? Why not join me? We could rule the world with an iron fist! They laughed at us... But this time WE have the last laugh! Mwahaha, MWAHAHAHA, MWAHAHAHAHA!!

 

[Nouw]

@Stone Wera. Good point. TO ARMS!

 

[Stone Wera]

Bombards Sweetlew with pies.

 

[Nouw]

I hold sweetlew by his hands.

"Stone Wera! Get him!"

 

[Stone Wera]

I "get him" by pantsing him and squirting him with my trick corsage.
And then I stab him with a switchblade.

 

[Stone Wera]

I take the dead bartender's wallet, and share the spoils with Nouw.